Jennifer Aniston attended the Film Crystal and Lucy Awards with her boobs hanging out. Maybe she is trying to lure John Mayer back in? Who knows, all the same, she’s looking pretty good still. And no, I really don’t know what this award show is about, I have never heard of it. I guess Jennifer Aniston’s boobs are good for spreading the word on award shows…

Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event this weekend where she helped raise over $3 million. Which would be awesome if it not were the fact that the charity event was to help children meditate. From the New York Daily news.

Jen checked out a cute guy walking in. She looked him up and down … twice!” our source said. “She flashed him a beaming smile but got pulled back into a conversation with her girlfriends.”
Aniston giggled with two gal pals, and appeared excited to be at the charity concert, which raised more than $3 million to teach children how to meditate.

I’m the last person to tell people where to act charitable, but can you say freaking weird! What a total waste of cash and resources? Aren’t their children starving in Africa that Madonna can’t adopt? Come the heck on people, lets use our noggins. I guess Jen has just given up on normalcy. Hopefully she at least picked up the dude.

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having a tough time making friends on the set of her new movie, The Baster. Go figure. OK! Magazine had this to say…

“In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair,” reveals one source.
And when the lunch bell rang, not only did Jen not deign to eat her Cobb salad in the company of her new co-workers, she actually had herself driven to her trailer so she could eat alone!
“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch,” says an insider. “She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”

I guess this goes a long way in explaining why Jen can’t hold down a man. I know, low blow, whatever…..

Jennifer Aniston just can’t seem to find the right man, even after just recently turning the big 40. John Mayer has reportedly sent Aniston packing and she will no longer be a resident of John’s wonderland.

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said.
Aniston’s rep did not immediately comment. Mayer’s rep declined to comment on the singer’s personal life.
Aniston recently opened up about love and romance to the U.K. magazine You. “Who ever said that every relationship has to last forever? That’s hoping too much,” said Aniston, who turned 40 exactly a month ago. “I think every relationship is a world unto itself.”

As for finding the perfect partner, she said, “I don’t have one and I don’t think it exists.”

Apparently Jen has changed her mind, because she sure must have thought Brad Pitt was the perfect mate. She still hasn’t stopped blabbing about that one. I would assume Mayer got tired of her running interference on 20 year old cocktail waitresses. The wonderland is back open for business.

John Mayer is celebrating Jennifer Aniston’s 40th birthday by giving her a song he wrote. How sweet. More from People.

John Mayer has prepared his own serenade to help his girlfriend celebrate the big 4-0.
“He did write a special song just for her for her birthday,” a source tells PEOPLE of the Grammy winner. No word yet on his performance!

Ok, so, John, she’s turning 40. Why not get her a 5 year supply of Botox injections? Ok, maybe 6 months considering how fast you tend to roll through women. But seriously, she’s turning 40. Hey I realize she has held up well, but at some point she has to hit the wall. Just keepin’ it real.

I really think Jennifer Aniston needs to take up a hobby or something. This obsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is starting to move into psycho territory. Apparently she now may present an award at the Oscars, but only if the encouragement from John Mayer hits home.

“You’ve got to go,” John told Jen. “Why do you hide in this town? You have every reason to be there. By presenting at the Oscars, you’ll tell the world: ‘I don’t care about Brad and Angie. I belong here, too.’ Jen is taking back ownership of her life. She’s gotta move on from this Brad and Angie thing. This is the perfect time, and I’ll be there to protect her.”
John also hinted to his friend, “Trust me, even if Brad and Angie both win Oscars, that won’t be the story of the night.”

What the heck is this? Why John Mayer isn’t a summer camp counselor, we may never know, but certainly it is his calling. How cheesy is this? Jennifer Aniston is going to present an award, read a list of nominees, while her counterparts are going to possibly WIN Oscars for acclaimed movies. Hmmm…..

John Mayer just recently said that he was in the works of creating Jennifer Aniston a custom engagement ring. So while he is hard at work sketching that masterpiece out, Jennifer has been seen parading the town with a new dude: Ted Casablanca. They were apparently seen leaving Chateau Marmont together.

J.A. was “absolutely radiant and ravishing” as she held tight to her man-date, exiting the posh bad-girl’s hang for babes like Sienna and Lindsay. And he wasn’t one of her gay pals or John Mayer, thong-wearer and dubious starlet escort. Nope, the guy in questions was a taller, darker and handsomer babe who held his honey tight, protected and away from peeping eyeballs like yours and mine.
In fact, we’re assured the mystery man is mucho miles ahead of Mayer in the looks department, so maybe there’s hope for Ms. A. one-upping that bitch Angie, after all, let’s pray, OK?

Ok, so, if I am John Mayer, I stop all artistry in its tracks. Or I make the thing ugly so that it remains an eternal symbol of Jenn’s stupidity. Oh heck, you know, this is just all females. Right?

I can almost see it now <insert cheesy movie plotline>. John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston at the alter, just removed of vows, right at the point of liplocking, Brad Pitt comes speeding down the aisle on a white horse and sweeps Jen away, leaving John singing “Your body was a wonderland…”

Ok, maybe that will not be what happens. Anyways, apparently Mayer is too good to buy Jen a normal 10 million dollar ring. Those just aren’t good enough. So he is building one, according to Star.

“Money’s no object for John,” an insider tells Star of the bauble. “He didn’t want to buy something that anyone else had, so he sketched it and is having it custom-made.”
Meanwhile, John’s professional life is booming as well as he’s in talks to create a music and variety show that will air on CBS.

Sorry, but I really think from now on any post title involving Angelina Jolie should be used to referrence the obvious. Anyways, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards, and I think they were winless. Brad still remains the loser in the I dumped Jen Aniston for Angelina contest. Oh sorry, was that another tangent? Oh well, I do give credit where credit is due, Angelina’s legs look pretty awesome, click the picture below and see for yourself.

Brad Pitt came out in the latest W Magazine and defended both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Check it out.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Translation: Jennifer Aniston is now officially hotter than his current wife, Angelina Jolie, and Brad realizes the magnitude at which he screwed the pooch. In fact, I don’t even think its close between the two womenz. I mean, see for yourself in this Jennifer Aniston Nude shoot. Yep, I knew you’d agree with me. So now what does Brad do? Pretty tough to go back, but if Angelina keeps on the path she is on with all the weird lip botox crap, he might be best to cut his loses now and send Jen a text.