Can Jennifer Aniston despise the Brad Pitt engagement anymore?

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The answer is a solid and unwavering YES! Ever since Brad Pitt cheated on Aniston with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer has clearly never been the same. A string of pitiful and futile relationships marred by very public separations and eventual sob story movie roles have dogged her life. So pitiful, that I actually had always wondered if maybe it was all a rouse to stir promos for her bitter romance flicks that seems to have become her market ever since the devil Jolie ruined her life.

That is, until now.

Now Aniston is in full blown wedding mode with future husband and ex-husband, Justin Theroux.

via TMZ:
Sources connected with the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete (where Aniston’s dad was born, located about 230 miles south of Greece) tell TMZ … Aniston was there recently, scoping the place out. Our sources say Aniston mentioned a July wedding.

BTW, one of the hotel big wigs says Aniston hasn’t settled on his hotel for the nuptials … as he put it, “She has connections on the other side of the island as well.”

So basically right after Jennifer heard about the engagement, she high tailed it to Crete to make a spectacle out of her wedding. I can only imagine this really working Pitt, he must feel devastated over this. I expect Pitt and a gang go small African kids to show up in Crete right before the nuptials are exchanged and stop the wedding so he can take her back.

Will this relationship even last more than 5 minutes? Remember John Mayor? That one was supposed to be the one also, but it ended as fast as it began. She must have a weird scent that dudes just don’t appreciate.

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Jennifer Aniston Topless? Finally!

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Have you been waiting to see Jennifer Aniston topless? Then your dream (and mine) is about to come true, because the star of Marley and Me has agreed to show her tits in her upcoming movie Wanderlust.

According to Hollywood Life:

In the film, which begins shooting this fall, Jen and Paul Rudd play Linda and George, a happily married couple who can no longer afford to live in Manhattan when George loses his job. En route to live with his brother in Atlanta, the pair stop overnight at an inn – which really happens to be a commune – and decide to live their lives as freeloading hippies for awhile.

What does that entail? Prepare yourself: you’ve definitely never seen Jennifer Aniston like THIS before. For starters, the 41-year-old actress goes full frontal! Yup, that’s right – while protesting a new Wal-mart, Jen rips off her shirt and goes topless to stop a slew of bulldozers! Secondly, she takes the term ‘free love’ VERY literally. Not only does she sleep with every other guy on the commune, but she has a threesome with two WOMEN, one of whom happens to be pregnant!

Wow, that movie sounds like a real winner; I’d dare say Oscar material!

Jennifer Aniston back with Courteney Cox

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Jennifer Aniston will reunite with her best female friend Courteney Cox this coming year, in their second acting job together since they became rich and famous playing respectively the roles of Rachael and Monica in the TV show Friends. This new engagement will be for Courtney’s show Cougar Town, and the episodes will be filmed starting very soon.

“She’s going to play Courteney’s shrink named Bonnie,” executive producer Bill Lawrence said. “Kind of a get-too-involved-in-her-life-type of therapist. Those guys are so close in real life they kind of do that for each other anyway. Bonnie has the life Jules wishes she has.”

And… while we wait for this great reunion, let’s enjoy this little bit of a Jennifer Aniston nipple slip.

Jennifer Aniston’s Upskirt Shots

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Jennifer Aniston has the bad habit of wearing panties everywhere she goes, and what’s worse, she tends to keep her legs closed as much as she can. Simply unforgivable!

But there is a moment in every celebrity’s life when she lets her guard down and spreads those lovely legs. Or forgets to wear panties… No, that’s not the case with Jennifer Aniston today, since she was definitely sporting a silky pair of skivvies last night when she spread her legs as she got ready to jump off her limo. But she did give us a close look at her upskirt goodies. And I must say that they’re quite tasty for a 40 year old broad’s!

So, enjoy these upskirt photos of Jennifer Aniston and don’t forget to keep her in your prayers when you ask for more celebrity upskirts at night! She may start spreading more… who knows!

Watch Out for Jennifer Aniston…

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She’s kicking butts and taking husbands!

They say that was goes around comes around, and this time it was Jennifer Aniston’s turn. The Marley & Me actress is reportedly dating one of her friends’ husband. Technically ex-husband, since their divorce was finalized just last month, but by golly, that body is still warm!

The lucky dude is no other than the star of Tremors II, Chris Gartin, and according to a source close to Jen, the two are getting serious, and Chris has even introduced her to his two kids.

In the meantime, Chris’ ex-wife Joanna Gartin seems to be taking it easy, and told Radar Online:

I’m really not at all interested in it. Jennifer has been my friend — our friend — for over 10 years… we have known each other a long time.

Jennifer Aniston Half Naked Photo

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Jennifer Aniston is in the process of releasing her new fragrance this month, just in time for Mother’s Day. The perfume, called Lolavie, has gotten plenty of press coverage and has everybody wondering what the name actually means. When asked, Jennifer Aniston said:

It’s a long story and honestly it’s too personal to tell. But it has special significance.

I seems that she’s just going to keep us guessing. Anyway, in preparation for the launching of Lolavie, Jennifer released a promo photo that is just from out of this world. Wrapped in a blanket and supposedly wearing nothing under it (except for a dash of her perfume), 41 year old Aniston looks into the camera seductively and tries to represent what Lolavie will be about: natural, not overpowering, and very sensual.

Jennifer Aniston Has a New Scent

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Close to a year ago, Jennifer Aniston announced that she was in the process of developing her signature fragrance in conjunction with Falic Group. Although she was really happy with the result, Jennifer had trouble coming up with a name for it. During her recent interview with UK TV host Lisa Snowdon, Aniston said:

I’ve worked on [the perfume] for over a year. When [Falic Group] asked [about creating a scent], I don’t think they really expected me to be picky. But you’ve got to have it smell right.

According to Life and Style, the actress has finally decided on a name: Lola V. Now, ain’t it funny that she teams up with a company with “Falic” in their name and the name of her perfume hints at vagina?… Are we selling sex or are we selling sex? Everybody knows that sex sells, so her success should be assured!

Jennifer Aniston attends award show, cleavage hanging out.

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Jennifer Aniston attended the Film Crystal and Lucy Awards with her boobs hanging out. Maybe she is trying to lure John Mayer back in? Who knows, all the same, she’s looking pretty good still. And no, I really don’t know what this award show is about, I have never heard of it. I guess Jennifer Aniston’s boobs are good for spreading the word on award shows…

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Jennifer Aniston helps kids in need to meditate.

Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event this weekend where she helped raise over $3 million. Which would be awesome if it not were the fact that the charity event was to help children meditate. From the New York Daily news.

Jen checked out a cute guy walking in. She looked him up and down … twice!” our source said. “She flashed him a beaming smile but got pulled back into a conversation with her girlfriends.”
Aniston giggled with two gal pals, and appeared excited to be at the charity concert, which raised more than $3 million to teach children how to meditate.

I’m the last person to tell people where to act charitable, but can you say freaking weird! What a total waste of cash and resources? Aren’t their children starving in Africa that Madonna can’t adopt? Come the heck on people, lets use our noggins. I guess Jen has just given up on normalcy. Hopefully she at least picked up the dude.

Jennifer Aniston isn’t making any new friends.

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having a tough time making friends on the set of her new movie, The Baster. Go figure. OK! Magazine had this to say…

“In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair,” reveals one source.
And when the lunch bell rang, not only did Jen not deign to eat her Cobb salad in the company of her new co-workers, she actually had herself driven to her trailer so she could eat alone!
“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch,” says an insider. “She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”

I guess this goes a long way in explaining why Jen can’t hold down a man. I know, low blow, whatever…..