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Ex mrs. Pitt said in a phone conversation to People: "I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to. Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry." Yeah right! Auntie in Greece my arse! She’s hoping Brad will read this edition of the magazine and run back to her loving arms! |
August 16th, 2006
September 30th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
HER AUNT MARY IN GREECE!!! Boy! this SKANK is soooooo totally into HERSELF. YES, SHE WANTS REVENGE FROM BP DUMPING HER BIG TIME, AND RUNNING LIKE THE WIND. JUST LIKE VV JUST DID. THIS CHINNIFER SKANK IS JUST TOTAL WHITE TRASH. NOW, RUMUOR HAS IT SHE’S GOING AFTER MATT MCCONAUGHEY. YEA! GO RIGHT AHEAD CHINNIFER, THEN IT WILL BE SOOO GREAT WATCHING MATT DUMP YOU, TOO. LOOKS LIKE SHE’S JUST WANTING TO HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE STAR STATUS, SO THAT SHE CAN PLAN ON WALKING THAT RED CARPET COME OSCAR NIGHT. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW SHE JUST LOVES TO USE PEOPLE. AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, MATT WILL USE HER AND THEN TOSS HER OUT, JUST LIKE HE HAS WITH ALL HIS OTHER CONQUESTS. GO RIGHT AHEAD CHINNIFER, AND MAKE A COMPLETE ASS OF YOURSELF. PERSONALLY, I CAN’T STAND YOU! YOUR UGLY, AND WAY UGLY! COURTNEY AND LISA WERE EVEN PRETTIER THAN YOU. YOUR EYES ARE TOOOO SMALL AND CLOSE TOGETHER, YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS STRAGGLY, AND YOUR GAWD AWFUL UGLY LONG CHIN. FACE IT THERE ARE TOOOOO MANY OTHER BETTER LOOKING ACTRESSES OUT THERE; THAT SOOOO TOTALLY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN UGLY DUCKLING. OH! AND, THEY CAN ACT. YOUR ACTING SUCKS BIG TIME, AND YOU ARE SOOOOOO NOT SCREEN MATERIAL. YOU SO TOTALLY BELONG ON TV, THATS IF THEY’LL HAVE YOU BACK. YOU KNOW, IN CASE, TV FEELS THAT YOU JUST THINK THAT YOU ARE SOOOOO ABOVE THEM, BUT YOUR NOT! YOU SOOOOO TOTALLY SUCK MAJORLY BAD IN FILMS. YOUR JUST NOT STAR QUALITY, AND YOU SOOOO TOTALLY SUCKED IN THE MOVIE WITH VV. VV WAS THE ONLY GOOD ACTOR IN THAT WOMAN BASHING MOVIE!!! YOU NEED TO REALLY TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF, AND STOP BEING SOOOOO MATERIALISTIC, AND HOW EVERYTHINGS GOTTA BE ABOUT YOURSELF. I GUESS ANGELINA EDUCATED YOU ALITTLE. CAUSE WHATS THIS I HEAR, YOUR GOING TO NY TO BE ON BROADWAY FOR ONE DAY, AND FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WELL, THATS REALLY NICE OF YOU, BUT YOU STILL CAN’T ACT. I’M SURE THE NEW YORKERS WILL AGREE. JUST LIKE WHEN THE CRITICS FELT YOU REALLY STUNK IN YOUR MOVIE WITH VV. I LIKE VV, HE IS AN EXCELLENT ACTOR, AND I’M GLAD THAT HE DUMPED YOU, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT I WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU DUMPED HIM. SORRY, BUT VV LEFT YOU ALONG TIME AGO. OH! AND I DON’T THINK THAT BP WILL BE COMING BACK TO YOU SOOOO SOON. WHY? BECAUSE AJ IS SOOOOO MUCH MORE FUN, INTERESTING, AND IRRESISTABLE TO BE WITH. AJ IS JUST TOO MUCH OF A MAVERICK. NOW, WHETHER BP CAN HANDLE HER IS A DIFFERENT STORY. AND, SHE HAS HIS CHILD, WHICH HE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE. SURE, THEY WON’T MARRY, BECAUSE AJ IS NOT READY, BUT EVEN IF THEY NEVER MARRY THATS OKAY TOO, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF, AND DO WHATEVER SHE NEEDS TO DO WITHOUT A MAN IN HER LIFE. OH! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK, EVEN IF BP WERE TO BE SOOOO STUPID TO GO BACK TO YOU, DON’T YOU THINK THAT HE WILL ONLY BE THINKING OF AJ AND LITTLE SHILOH AND MAX AND ZAHARA! STUPID BROAD! YOU REALLY NEED TO GO TO GREECE AND COOK SOME GREEK FOOD FOR SOMEONE. MAYBE TAKE A YEAR OFF, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOOOOOOO TOTALLY BECOME ANNOYING, EVEN UGLIER WITH YOU BEING ON THE MAGS AND ALL. THE PUBLIC IS SOOOOO SICK OF YOU AND SICK OF SEEING YOU ON THE MAGS, AND YOUR JUST SOOOOO SUPER PLAIN UGLY NOW. TO ALOT OF US!!!! STOP GOSSIPING WITH THE MAGS, AND CALLING THEM AND GIVING THEM ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT LIES ABOUT AJ AND BP. OH! AND AJ WILL ALWAYS BE A BETTER ACTRESS THEN YOU. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A 10, WHERE YOU WILL ONLY BE A 2. GET IT! SO, STOP TRYING TO COMPETE WITH HER. YOU CAN NEVER WIN! JUST MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE, AND STOP CALLING BP, AND TRYING TO MAKE AJ JEALOUS. YOU ONLY MAKE YOURSELF LOOK EVEN MORE PATHETIC AND UGLY. WHAT! HAVE YOU BECOME A CRAZY PSYCHO EX, NOW!!! JUST LEAVE THOSE 2 ALONE, AND LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIFE, WHICH IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, TOO. EVENTUALLY, IF AJ AND BP ARE MEAN’T TO BE TOGETHER, THEN THATS THE WAY IT WILL BE, BUT IF NOT, THEN SO BE IT. BUT, BOTTOMLINE, IF YOU STAY SINGLE AND STAY SO PATHETIC BY WAITING FOR BP TO LEAVE AJ, THEN THAT DOES TRULY MAKE YOU LOOOK OOOOOOH SOOOOO PATHETIC. OH! AND A PSYCHO! TRUST ME REVENGE IS NOT THE ANSWER. SO DEAL WITH THE LOSS, AND GO AND HAVE YOUR FUN WITH MATT. LISTEN TO THE PUBLIC YOU DINGBAT!!!!