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December 30th, 2006

Jennifer Aniston Can’t Let Go

It may be hard to believe, but I do have a heart and it hurts me to write this post. I really like Jennifer Aniston, I do. But I have taken a solemn blogger vow to tell the mostly truth about celebrities and I can’t ignore that…not even for poor Jennifer.

Close friends of Jennifer (at least they were friends) have spilled the beans on Jennifer’s not quite right mental state to US Weekly.

On the effect of seeing pictures of baby Shiloh:
“she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she’s been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street.”

On how she deal with it:
“throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It’s creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours.”

Hey, there’s a bright side:
“At least she’s stopped watching ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn’t healthy.”

I was on Jen’s side through the divorce. I blamed Brad and Angelina for everything. Of course they hooked up during Mr. & Mrs. Smith, shame, shame, shame. I even tried to be happy for Jen when she dated that fatty Vince Vaughn (I failed, but I did try).

But burning baby dolls in Malibu? Oh Jen, it’s been two years. Burn Brad’s pictures, vandalize a few pictures of Angelina, get drunk and binge on ice cream and get over it.


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| Posted on 12/30/2006, filed under Jennifer Aniston