John Mayer just recently said that he was in the works of creating Jennifer Aniston a custom engagement ring. So while he is hard at work sketching that masterpiece out, Jennifer has been seen parading the town with a new dude: Ted Casablanca. They were apparently seen leaving Chateau Marmont together.
J.A. was “absolutely radiant and ravishing” as she held tight to her man-date, exiting the posh bad-girl’s hang for babes like Sienna and Lindsay. And he wasn’t one of her gay pals or John Mayer, thong-wearer and dubious starlet escort. Nope, the guy in questions was a taller, darker and handsomer babe who held his honey tight, protected and away from peeping eyeballs like yours and mine.
In fact, we’re assured the mystery man is mucho miles ahead of Mayer in the looks department, so maybe there’s hope for Ms. A. one-upping that bitch Angie, after all, let’s pray, OK?
Ok, so, if I am John Mayer, I stop all artistry in its tracks. Or I make the thing ugly so that it remains an eternal symbol of Jenn’s stupidity. Oh heck, you know, this is just all females. Right?
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