January 7th, 2007

Vince Vaughn Tries to Win Back Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston may be keeping her New Year’s resolution to get her shit together. Step one, kick Vince Vaughn to the curb and keep him there.

The fat funny man reportedly payed a surprise visit to Jen’s house on Christmas Eve.

According to Contact Music:

One pal tells American weekly magazine Life + Style that Vaughn stayed at Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home for 90 minutes before driving away - but his surprise visit was a pleasant one. The friend says, “Jen was happy to see Vince. She’s never stopped caring for him. “Jen told him, `I really care about you, but this is all just too little too late.’ But she said she hoped they could stay friends.”

Good girl. Now step two, go find someone hot to date. Not a “he’s funny so he’s attractive” guy. Someone actually sexy. The kind of guy who makes women warm and gooshy in the all the right places.

Step three, sleep with the above mentioned dream guy day and night until you get over Brad. Step four, place a voodoo hex on Angelina. That one’s just for fun.


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| Posted on 01/07/2007, filed under Jennifer Aniston , Vince Vaughn