Jennifer Lopez swimsuit pictures from Vogue magazine

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I just can’t buy the Jennifer Lopez hot train. Look, she looks pretty good for her age (early 40s), but there is work done on this structure and I bet when you get close you can most certainly tell. Now she is doing this swimsuit shoot with Vogue magazine and we are all supposed to talk about how Jenny from the Block should still get my ____. Or how hot she still is. But here is the thing, look at the pictures, its like old school photoshopped, lighting induced, white light reflectors….there is just a lot going on here to make her look at hot as possible.

I feel like there is a change that Jennifer Lopez looks about as good as Steven Tyler at this point, but we just can’t know it because she has like an army of PR reps with a staff of photshoppers and white lighters all making sure that we never find out. Like I need some non-scripted shots here, like the Miley Cyrus coming out of Pilates stuff.

These are just too set up for my taste. Sure, she looks hot behind the desk on Idol. Sure, I’d like to have her behind my desk (ok, I am on my old couch because I don’t actually have a desk, but whatever, you get the point). But I just think this is all a massive Fox and Idol rouse. Its like Jennifer is the President of the United States, everything is so set up and intended to protect her PR.

But hey, what do I know, pictures are still sexy. So…..click away, folks.

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Jennifer Lopez wears reptile dress to American Idol

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Jennifer Lopez is making great strides at becoming the number one MILF that TV has to offer. While her American Idol antics are seeming more and more staged by the episode (I mean did that weird save of the girl the other night where she ran on stage seem real or staged by FOX) she is still keeping that hot body rocking and rolling. She’s like “I date 20 year old dudes for a reason” and “Marc Anthony can suck it” and “I love Celebrity Rumors and want to have sex with the writer.”

Yeah, all that, of course. And this week at the set of Idol she kept up the fashion “ho show” by wearing what appears to be an Alligator’s used condom. This piece of work of a dress should be retired to some MILF museum. But hey, the body is still rocking for Lopez and the boys in the park still want the milk (is that how the tune goes?). Of course when I say “boys” I’m talking about her boyfriend Casper Smart and when I say “milk” I am talking about … do I really need to explain that last part? I hope not. I like to think the readership here at Celebrity Rumors is high brow, but still shamelessly low class. That’s like a well balanced mix.

Here’s a few Jennifer Lopez super mile pictures from the set of Idol. Pay special attention to the douchebag with wavy black hair that’s checking out Jen’s trunk, he has no shame.

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Jennifer Lopez in a Short Skirt

Jennifer Lopez took her big booty and her muscular legs to the Letterman Show last night, dressed in a short skirt and high heels. For a 39 year old mom of twins, J-Lo definitely looks really good.

After staying away from major movie productions for the last two years and concentrating on her music (something that has failed miserably) and on raising her twin kids, Jennifer Lopez is now ready to go back to the silver screen.

“It was nice to get back to work after being home for a little bit,” she said about her time off work. “It takes a year to get your mojo back. You’re not yourself. It’s not about you. You get back to it, with a shift in priorities.”

Hopefully now that she’s not one of the Hollywood elite anymore, she’ll start showing some skin to get more attention, just like she did on the Letterman Show.

Jennifer Lopez Gets Dumped

Jennifer Lopez got the boot this week from no other than her record label, Sony Music Group. Although the causes are still unclear, rumor has it that Sony Music Group got fed up with her attitude, which together with her song Louboutins bombing, gave them enough reason to get rid of J-Lo. Other sources claim the real motive was that Lopez currently lacks a solid follower base since no specific age group identifies itself with her.

The singer/actress hasn’t uttered a word about this, but her manager said this morning:

“Jennifer had a wonderful relationship with the Sony Music group, and they have shared many successes together, but the time was right to make a change that best serves the direction her career as an actress and recording artist. She is grateful and appreciative to everyone Sony for all that they accomplished together.”

Jennifer Lopez and her caboose in a bikini.

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Ready, set, here is Jennifer Lopez’s butt hanging out on a yacht in Italy. Both her and her butt were vacationing at the time of these pictures. I for one like this. Don’t care what you have to say. And I have 8 solid pictures of this KimK-esq backside. Enjoy.

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Marc Anthony takes Jennifer Lopez out for birthday.

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Marc Anthony took wife, Jennifer Lopez, out for her birthday and we have obtained all the dull pictures. Lucky us. Maybe my next entry can be photos from a Scientology retreat, but only if you are lucky. At least Jen is hot. Classic dress, but in no way slutty enough for this site and what my readers have come to expect. Unfortunately, there are 16 more of these pictures. Enjoy. Or don’t.

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony pose with babies.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have apparently been trying to adopt a baby, because that’s apparently the trendy thing to do. I mean, at least that’s what I have been told. To be honest, I don’t care about these two. All the same, here are some pictures of them posing with babies to entice adoption people to take them. Yes, I said adoption people. No, I have no idea what the proper term is and nor do I care. Oh yeah, Jen is still hot.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony be each other’s Valentines.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony spend Valentine’s Day trying to convince everyone and their brother that the couple is still going strong. This in the midst of a rumor mill that has them getting a divorce. I guess those photogs come in handy sometimes, right? Jennifer does look smoking hot, I wouldn’t want to divorce that either. Certainly he hit that on Valentine’s night? Not Chris Brown style…..you know what I mean.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony make pretend marriage official

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony celebrate black president’s day by attending the Inaugural Ball and pretending to be happily married. I would bet Jennifer has taken notes from Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson…long live pretend marriages….More from People.

Earlier in the evening, Anthony had said, “I wrote this next song about Jennifer. I must have been psychic.” The song was his decade-old “You Sang to Me.”
“She didn’t get the point, but eventually it worked,” said Anthony, the Associated Press reports.
The couple ended their duet with a kiss. “Man, she’s cute,” Anthony said after Lopez exited the stage.

Jennifer Lopez moves further towards divorce from alien.

Jennifer Lopez used to have Marc Anthony accompanied by her assistant on tour to ensure that he didn’t put his thingy where it didn’t belong.

Despite the fact that the couple renewed its vows in October, a source tells Page Six that Lopez used to send her assistant on tour with Anthony while she stayed at home with their twins. “She wanted reports back so he didn’t cheat on her,” says our source.

What Jennifer Lopez fails to realize is that space aliens are very loyal to their womenz. Marc Anthony is from the planet Grutopia and is not likely to cheat. Looks like these two may well be on the path to Hollywood divorce.