I just can’t buy the Jennifer Lopez hot train. Look, she looks pretty good for her age (early 40s), but there is work done on this structure and I bet when you get close you can most certainly tell. Now she is doing this swimsuit shoot with Vogue magazine and we are all supposed to talk about how Jenny from the Block should still get my ____. Or how hot she still is. But here is the thing, look at the pictures, its like old school photoshopped, lighting induced, white light reflectors….there is just a lot going on here to make her look at hot as possible.
I feel like there is a change that Jennifer Lopez looks about as good as Steven Tyler at this point, but we just can’t know it because she has like an army of PR reps with a staff of photshoppers and white lighters all making sure that we never find out. Like I need some non-scripted shots here, like the Miley Cyrus coming out of Pilates stuff.
These are just too set up for my taste. Sure, she looks hot behind the desk on Idol. Sure, I’d like to have her behind my desk (ok, I am on my old couch because I don’t actually have a desk, but whatever, you get the point). But I just think this is all a massive Fox and Idol rouse. Its like Jennifer is the President of the United States, everything is so set up and intended to protect her PR.
But hey, what do I know, pictures are still sexy. So…..click away, folks.