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October 10th, 2006

J-Lo is a cheap biatch

Jennifer Lopez is a cheap ass.

Oh, wait! That may be a confussing statement, because Jennifer Lopez’ ass was quite expensive, I assure you. But reports from several waitresses inform us that J-Lo is so tight with her money that on $700+ tabs, she leaves an average of $2 to $3 tips. The singer turned actresss then turned singer again, was recently served by a waitress who after presenting her with a $625 tab, received the handsome amount of 25 cents!

I wonder if this is her true nature, or the fact that she hasn’t been in any successful movie in several years in a row may be forcing her to save her pennies and shaft every waitress that crosses her path.


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| Posted on 10/10/2006, filed under Jennifer Lopez