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It’s official, and by official I mean its being reported by gossip writers like myself, that Jennifer Lopez has joined the Church of Tom Cruise. Wait, maybe its called Scientology…I forget. Rumor has it that J-Lo has turned her back on her Catholic upbringing and embraced thetans, auditing and spaceships. I don’t know how Marc is going to feel about it, but one of Jen’s former teachers isn’t happy with her decision. From the New York Daily News: “Perhaps her background is not important to her,” says Sister Lucille Coldrick, principal of her old school, Preston High in Throgs Neck, where she graduated in 1987″…It is no coincidence that Coldrick also has abandoned hope of Lopez ever visiting Preston High - whose motto is “Virtue is a thousand shields” - to address the students. She has lost count of the number of times she has invited the star to deliver an inspirational speech, only to have her requests fall on deaf ears.” Maybe J-Lo gave up on praying to St. Jude to fix her stagnant career and has decided to do some old fashioned glad handing at the next Scientology pot luck. Personally, I think God just didn’t want to risk Gigli The Sequel getting made. This way He can just shake his head and blame the Scientologists. Now that’s God who thinks ahead. |
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January 25th, 2007
