I love Christmas spirit. Just kidding, I don’t. I would prefer more a** shots of Jen’s big voluptuous booty. But instead we have her out on Christmas cooking away a bunch of chicken breast.
Why do we need celebs to cook for us? Wait, I am not homeless, but if I were, I wouldn’t need Jen cooking for me. Why does acting mean you can cook? If I were starving, I really wouldn’t be impressed by Jen flipping chickens over on a grill. It just seems so silly to me. Athletes do this also, because, The NBA Cares. Last thing I need is Shaq dishing me out spaghetti.
You’re a celebrity, give me something I can actually use. Such as your nude photos Jen. I can use them, then sell them, then wish myself the best Holiday ever.
If I want a chicken sandwich, I will go to Jack and the Box and mill through the dollar menu.
Oh yeah, did I mention??? Merry Christmas too all.
