Jessica Alba sporting yoga pants

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Jessica Alba is hot. Like not stating the obvious here, just saying, she’s hot and never not hot. She’s got kids. She ages. She eats food. But yet she remains the hottest girl on the damn planet and shows little signs of depreciating. What an investment she is, in Hollywood years, she’s probably got two more good ones in her. Amazing. I need to find this yoga studio asap and place my matt strategically behind hers. Wow, that’s just tacky and creepy. I just made myself sick thinking about how yucky I am. Just kidding, I feel just fine about it. Why don’t you take this crumby Thursday morning and enjoy some Jessica Alba in yoga pants and let your sorrows wash away. Remember, tomorrow is Friday and … you rule.

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LA Confidential shoot with hottie Jessica Alba

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Jessica Alba is still hot. She’s popped out like 2 kids already, right? I want what she’s having. Wait, that’s probably estrogen, breast milk and some beef stick personal trainer. Scratch that, I don’t want what she’s having, but I don want her delivered to me in a tub full of roses and bubbles (specifically Mr. Bubbles and I want the lavender bottle in clear view by the tub). Oh stop, don’t act like you don’t have your “things.” These pictures from the LA Confidential magazine shoot are full on dance in my pants sexy. She really has to be the hottest thing going in Hollywood, its like, she just can’t take a bad picture. She never gets old. I want to father kids with her. And do things that involve Mr. Bubbles. You go Jessica Alba. Everyone enjoy the hot pictures.

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Jessica Alba LA Confidential photoshoot.

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Jessica Alba graces the pages of LA Confidential magazine this month. For those of you that don’t do magazines because you live in the 21st century, I have put them up on this thing called the Internet for your viewing pleasure. Jessica can just never not look totally amazing. Her body has survived having two babies and marrying a total douchebag (Cash Warren), yet she still comes out shining like a fine diamond. Enjoy the pictures.

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Jessica Alba Hot GQ Video

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My new favorite celebrity MILF Jessica Alba (she was always my favorite, but just recently became a MILF) is looking scrumptious in the new GQ UK video. For a while after giving birth Jess started going down the dumpy road but at some point she must’ve straightened her path, because these last photos of Jessica Alba show she’s hotter than ever and ready to drive us all nuts with her long tan legs and perky cleavage.

We hadn’t seen anything as hot from Jessica Alba in the last two years; exactly since her Campari ad. Remember those photos? Jessica Alba in a bikini, by the pool, sipping Campari and showing lots of skin. Well… these GQ photos and video are shoulder to shoulder with those, and I’d dare say they’re even more revealing. Definitely a great come back!

Jessica Alba in Lingerie

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Jessica Alba brought her booty to the Italian version of Vanity Fair magazine this month, and the result is these terrific photos. She may be dressed kind of weird in them, but the truth is that she looks tasty enough to eat.

There were about eight pictures in this collection, but I went for the horizontal ones, since the other ones were kind of lame. After you take a close look at them, you’ll appreciate my sorting thru them, and weeding out the boring ones, to bring you the hottest Jessica Alba photos. Wait, let me rephrase that: the hottest Jessica Alba photos IN LINGERIE!

Jessica Alba in a Bikini

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In celebration of this year’s Memorial Day weekend, lots of celebrities headed for the beach to show their perfect bodies in ultra expensive bikinis, and Jessica Alba was among them. The best booty in Hollywood was photographed from afar by a paparazzo who for some reason didn’t dare getting a little closer to get better quality pictures. So the results are far from high quality. Nevertheless, a bikini picture of Jessica Alba is something to write home about, so here it goes.

I definitely think Jessica Alba needs to stop that indie movie waste of time and stick to flicks like Deep Blue that show her in the only type of clothing she should ever wear: a bikini.

Jessica Alba snaps back into sexy.

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Jessica Alba is once again….hot. Don’t ask me how or when, but these photos of her and her douchebag husband in Malibu, her wearing a bikini, its obvious that the universe is once again normal. Wow. Hotness. I got lots of Jessica Alba bikini pictures below. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba version 2.0, grocery shopping.

Jessica Alba went to the grocery store with her new baby, Honor. It really wasn’t that long ago that we would get excited about posting Jessica Alba bikini pictures. Or Jessica Alba butt in tight jeans pictures. Or Jessica Alba sex tape footage (Ok, so that one is just wishful thinking). Look however, at what Jessica has been reduced to…going to Trader Joes or Ralphs with her baby in mommy clothes and then pulling away in a Toyota Camry (and no, I’m not kidding). The world is just not a fair place to live.

Jessica Alba bikini pictures, keeps a man warm in the cold.

I know most of you are under like 10 feet of snow and your inlaws still haven’t hit the road back to wherever they may have came from. It’s cold. I get it. So have a look at Jessica Alba in a bikini, frolicking on the beach. Keep in mind, girl just had a baby 4 months ago, and now she is rocking a bikini in the warm sun. So tell the inlaws to hit the road, light a fire and check out a few more of these Jessica Alba bikini pictures.

Jessica Alba, an alcohol orgy, enough said…

Jessica Alba is the new feature of the 2009 Campari calendar, in what appears to be a man and alcohol orgy. Did my invitation get lost in the mail? I would take seconds, or thirds, or any’s…lots of different looks here, and yes, Jessica seems to be reshaping just fine after the baby. Ah, the thought of Jessica pounding a bunch of drinks in my hot tub wearing a bikini while the Lakers game is on. I mean, really, how much better can it get than that?

More Jessica Alba swimsuit pictures.