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Start your engines, boys. Jessica Alba is back on the market. The Fantastic Four sex symbol reportedly dumped her boyfriend of two and a half years, 28 year old producer Cash Warren. And here’s the kicker, she did it over the phone and then had her assistant head over and kick him out of their place. Ouch! From US Magazine: Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out. The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” the source says. “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.” (Alba’s rep declined to comment.) Well duh. Of course it was all her. What guy in his right mind would dump Jessica Alba? She could build a shrine to Hitler made entirely of gingerbread and any red blooded guy with working eyes (and other areas) would just smile and “great idea dear..wanna make out?” |
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July 26th, 2007
