Reality is upon us. The once perfect and unblemished body of Jessica Alba is beginning to suffer. At this rate, I envision her giving birth to Satan. This kid will always be remembered for ruining the sexiest stomach of…possibly ever. Who would want such a rap?
Of course Jessica is denying any claims that she will pose nude during her pregnancy.
To be honest, I don’t know that I would even want to see it, knowing what it might have looked like before this spermicidal catastrophe occured would pain me too much. I really hope the old Jessica returns quickly after Satan is born. I am not sure that I can take another 7 months of morning sickness.
February 10th, 2008 at 7:00 am
i wish her the very best with having a baby and just imagine having a mum like jessica alba