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So there’s a movie version in the works of the DC Comics Justice League of America and the going rumor is that Jessica Biel may be getting ready to wear the patriotic leotard and the shiny gold bracelets. But I also hear that Christian Bale won’t be Batman and Brandon Roth won’t be Superman…so is there going to be a superhero throwdown on the red carpet? A battle of the costumed crusaders? From ComingSoon.net: Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in Warner Bros.’ all-star superhero film Justice League of America, reports Variety. The potential deal marks the first piece of casting to emerge from the DC Comics-based ensemble project, which is expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman in addition to Wonder Woman. George Miller (Happy Feet) will direct the big screen adaptation. Kieran and Michele Mulroney wrote the script. Ok, there’s no way this movie will be any good so let’s just skip that part. Here’s what’s really important…Jessica Biel is getting way too skinny. I liked her better all buff and scary, now she’s looking kind of gaunt. And the ultra dark hair and pointy collarbones aren’t helping. Someone get this Wonder Woman a cupcake or two. |
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Photos courtesy of Splash
September 27th, 2007 at 7:17 am
It’s from now on: Sir Faggot John!! I don’t think he sleeps very well lately, although little boy’s can help him out!! Faggots are just interested in THREE main things:
- SEX (they don’t care with whom, boy or man)
- SEX (parties, as much sex as possible)
- MONEY