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Jessica Simspson and new boyfriend John Mayer were spotted in Miami having a very quiet dinner. As in, they had nothing to say to each other. Hmmm, you’d think John could at least comment on the sound of the wind whistling through her pretty blonde head. From Page Six: JESSICA Simpson and John Mayer’s dates may be more fun for the paparazzi than for the couple. Spies at Nobu in South Beach told Page Six that, despite the ruckus caused by their entrance, the two barely spoke on their Tuesday night date. “John was extremely quiet and didn’t speak a lot,” said a source, while Jessica “just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair.” The two were seen holding hands, but Simpson left Mayer for 20 minutes while she “fixed herself up for the camera” before heading back to their hotel. Wow…exciting. I think I nodded off while I was typing that. Which is fitting since both Jessica Simspson and John Mayer are beyond boring. The only thing that was even remotely intersting about their relaitonship was when Jess defied her money-grubbing Papa and ditched a New Year’s gig to hang with the strangely vampire-looking Mayer. Now I’m bored with them again. But, here are some pics of Jess and her boobs to liven things up. |
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January 25th, 2007
