November 1st, 2007

Jessica Simpson does voodoo

According to NY Daily News, Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson have been spotted together, and Wilson “couldn’t keep his hands off of her.” Okay, it’s official: Jessica Simpson carries some kind of drug in her pocket that makes seemingly good-natured, halfway intelligent guys turn just plain stupid.As we all know, Owen Wilson’s had a hell of a time recently, trying to get over Kate Hudson. He’s on the rebound. So I’m thinking that he’s probably pretty bleary eyed, and maybe all he can see is blonde hair…that’s it! He must have mistaken Jessica Simpson for Kate Hudson! Of course, it’ll only work for Simpson until she opens her mouth and nothing intelligent or witty comes out.


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| Posted on 11/01/2007, filed under Jessica Simpson , Owen Wilson