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May 18th, 2007

Jessica Simpson is a Free Woman

Jessica Simpson and her boobs are single again. Hot on the heels of her creepy dad’s public support for her relationship with John Mayer, reports are being confirmed that Jess and John have called it quits.

From TMZ:

As first reported by Perez Hilton, Jess and John have indeed split. TMZ cameras caught a solo Mayer at NYC hotspot Stereo last night, looking just fine on his own. Get in line ladies, he’s single again.

The hired hands for the two have all refused to comment on the break-up. Fortunately, I don’t mind commenting on it. Is anyone really shocked that this meeting of the minds didn’t work out? Did these two ever actually have a conversation that involved more than which position they should try tonight?


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| Posted on 05/18/2007, filed under Jessica Simpson , John Mayer