Page Six says, The turkey took in just $1,322 on its opening weekend in eight Texas theaters. Jessica’s next picture, “Major Movie Star,” with Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg, is also heading straight to DVD.
Jessica, it may well be time to finally do some porno. Hey, not for me necessarily, but for your career. Ok, and for me I wanna watch so bad my hands and legs are shaking. But seriously, now that your career has become a battle for crappy DVD releases, you need to raise the stakes and blow out the competition. You can’t live off these kinds of profits and you really don’t want to go back to singing. Actually, I don’t want you to go back to singing, I really don’t know what you want.
Lets face it, adult films rule when it comes to DVD’s. You will be a huge seller and a huge star. Paris who? Exactly Jess.
But do us all a favor, please dump Romo. I just don’t think he would sell well. He is kind of goofy, not sure if you have noticed that.
