May 26th, 2007

Jessica Simpson Needs Friends

Jessica Simpson is back to making a fool of herself where men are concerned. The buxom beauty was looking for buds at a recent VIP shindig in Cannes, but she got the cold shoulder instead. After Jess hit the Vanity Fair party she headed over to a swank yacht party, but when she didn’t know anyone there, she tried to glom onto Leonardo DiCaprio.

From Page Six:

The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy,” said our source. “He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”

Frankly, I’d be a little freaked out too if Jessica Simpson was tailing me. She’s acting a little bit like that nerdy girl in high school that you said to once and suddenly she thinks you’re her best friend. And you know that chick is hard to ditch.


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| Posted on 05/26/2007, filed under Jessica Simpson , Leonardo DiCaprio