September 2nd, 2007

Jessica Simpson Needs to Move On

Sounds like Jessica Simpson expects her ex-boyfriends to stay sad and lonely after they break-up with her. The buxom blonde is reportedly not happy with rumors that most recent ex-BF John Mayer might be hitting the sheets with Cameron Diaz.

From Us Magazine:

A source close to the singer tells Us Simpson is “really jealous” that ex John Mayer is seeing Cameron Diaz. “She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.” Simpson, 27, parted ways with Mayer, 29, in May after dating him on and off for seven months, and “she thinks about him all the time,” says the source. “She is so not over him.”

Well, maybe if Jess had opened her mouth a mile wide when they were dating John wouldn’t have dumped her ditzy ass. That’s called sexual innuendo my friends. Yep, I’m that good. And it’s all I have because I SO don’t care about the tears on Jessica Simpson’s pillow.


One Response to “Jessica Simpson Needs to Move On”

  1. LaydeeD Says:

    Oh how funny and very true that statement is about opening her big mouth. Something that I’ve noticed - she has been looking ditzier (if that’s possible) ever since she stopped doin’ John Mayer.

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| Posted on 09/02/2007, filed under Jessica Simpson , John Mayer