While sister Ashlee Simpson is battling pregnancy rumors, her sister is apparently celebrating Spring Break.

Bless her heart.

Star says, Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”
Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.”
Maybe she isn’t recovered from boyfriend Tony Romo’s big first round playoff loss?

“She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.” 

Or maybe she is just one cool chick. Why read into it. Cherish it. I love chicks that party, especially during the Spring Break time of year. Brings back a lot of memories, many of them blurry and involving a fat girl, but all the same, memories that I cherish.

2 Responses to “Jessica Simpson was tanked, taken to hospital.”

1. gerard Vandenberg Says:
   April 18th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

   GODDAMNIT!!
   Such a dumb creature blessing her heart?
   But what about all the TURDS?

2. james Says:
   April 18th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

   GODDAMNIT!It is so absurd.You can get vidoes about the silly thingw at MillionaireRomances

Leave a Reply