Jessica Simpson’s parents are more obsessed with Jessica’s boobs than Tony Romo is. And that my friends, is sick. Remember what her dad told GQ a while back about the boobs?
“Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got DOUBLE Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
That was in 2004. Well, welcome to 2009, the year of Twitter. Here is what Jessica’s mom tweeted about Jessica’s boobs this week.
@AshSimpsonWentz. Driving home in my GWagon with Jess…both are fast and top heavy!
7:48 PM Apr 14th from Yatca
All celebrities with the exception of Shaq really need to get rid of Twitter for their own health. Or maybe for my health. Yuck!


























