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This is how slow this holiday weekend has been for gossip whores like me. I am reporting (and yes I am using that word very lightly) on a rumor that Jessica Simpson may be preggers. And why do friends think that she may be baking someone’s bun? Because her already gigantic boobs look like they’re expanding. From Fametastic: A source claiming to be a close friend told the National Enquirer: “Jessica’s friends are astounded at how huge her breasts have gotten, and are asking each other if she could be pregnant.” While Jessica is always been known for her sizeable boobs, the friend insists they’ve grown further: “Her breasts are positively huge, and she really seems to be taking care of herself.” Does the possibility that John Mayer knocked up Jessica Simpson frighten anyone else? That would be one pasty faced, big boobed kid. Which just isn’t good for a little boy. |
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May 27th, 2007
May 14th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Yeah, baby! Nice rack.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
My brother and i touched weiners=)
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Haha. I love this. My brother and I read this article and got naked.