January 15th, 2008

Jessica Simpson’s dad is to blame for Cowboy’s loss.

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In news of the unstunning, Joe Simpson is being blamed for the paparazzi being tipped off to Jessica and Tony Romo’s Cabo trip which convienently occurred just one week prior to the Cowboys and Giants big playoff game, a game in which Romo’s Cowboys lost and Terrel Owens cried gayly over afterwards.

NY Daily News says, “Joe is well-known for his deals with the paparazzi, where the family gets a cut from the sales of the photographs,” says an insider.

So Nick Lachey must be loving this unfolding catastrophe. Joe Simpson is clearly a total douchebag money mongering fool. And now the great state of Texas hates him, which isn’t good. This basically means that whenever he stops at a gas station, they attendants will not tell him where the cops are radaring at. It also means that Texans will refuse to drive on the shoulder of highways whenever he is racing up behind them. They may even make him park in smaller parking spaces.

You don’t mess with Texas and messing with the Cowboy’s is pretty much messing with Texas because people there live and breath the Cowboys. Joe better hope he comes up with some Jessica nude photos from the Cabo trip because I think Texans will be less than impressed with anything else.


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| Posted on 01/15/2008, filed under Jessica Simpson