Just the way I like these two hotty sistas! Drunk, inebriated, and inclined. Well, I am really not sure about the inclined part, but a man can hope. These pictures were taken from Bar Deluxe, the sisters left hammered. No Tony Romo or Pete Wentz douchebaggery anywhere to be seen. Hmmm…like I said, a blogger can dream, can’t he? Anyways, these broads are hot. Have a look at the rest of the pictures and see for yourself. I don’t post these pictures so they can just rot away. Look at ‘em and let me know how you feel in the comments!!!

Once again, Tony Romo FAILED miserably to take Americas Team, The Dallas Cowboys, past the first round of the playoffs. And this time, he did it in remarkable style by getting blown out by arch-rivals, The Eagles of Philadelphia. Have you ever seen a Philly crowd excited? It’s kind of gross, so that’s a double FAIL for Romo. Actually, wait, he completes the FAIL trifecta right here….

TMZ says, As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.

Basically, Romo passed out in the shower after the big FAIL and Simpson had to come help him. Supposedly it was an injury that caused him to pass out, but others speculate he took a peak at PacMan Jones with his towel off. Nevertheless, big FAILs on the report card all the way around. Hopefully he feels better. I mean, how bad can it be? His chick is hotter than everyone elses.

Her sister Ashlee and Pete Wentz just had a kid and named him Bronx. God how freaking stupid. Not only is his dad a douchebag and his mom an airhead, but he has to live with that name in gym class. I’d just get a doctor’s note that excuses him from gym class for life. Anyways, Jessica is happy they are doing well.

“Bronx is beyond precious. I’m over the moon with joy,” the singer said Friday. “Life is a beautiful miracle. Ashlee and Pete are healthy, happy, and enjoying every moment.”

I know, she’s boring. But its Sunday, what can I say?

Here are some Jessica Simpson pictures…

Payback is a…..well, its releasing a country album, then thinking you will win an award, but not winning the award and in fact, not even getting into said award show, only to end up watching as your boyfriend’s ex girlfriend host the show (looking hotter than you, I might add).

In a last ditch effort to save her career, the “Dukes of Hazzard” star released a country album earlier this year — so it would have made sense to make an appearance at last night’s show. Unfortunately, the Carrie Underwood-hosted CMAs had no time to have Tony Romo’s current girlfriend perform, present or sit in the bleachers, since they had already filled their ranks with tried and true country artists like … Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon and Lil Wayne!

Looks like Jessica will have some time this year to attend all of Tony Romo’s football games. Terrel Owens must be shedding tears of happiness at the thought. I think if Tony were to actually make it through the playoffs this year, he’d probably go back to Carrie. Never thought I would say this, but he needs an upgrade. Being dumped from the Country Music Awards is pretty bad.