Joaquin Phoenix fights with fan.

Um, yeah, as the title says….seeing is believing when Joaquin Phoenix attacks a fan in the audience. Kind of looks staged, certainly looks ridculous. Check it out.

Joaquin Phoenix wants to be a rapper.

You know a few weeks back when I reported about Joaquin Phoenix being nuts at Lavo in Vegas, by rapping? Well, apparently Joaquin felt that was sane. Look at me, I’m the nutcase now!!! Check out what MTV News has to say.

“The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Joaquin came from a musical family, in addition to winning a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Johnny Cash,” Patricola wrote in an e-mail. “He intends on exploring his musical interests despite speculative, negative or positive reactions.”

So he is the next Vanilla Ice? Joaquin, please go back to making movies. Gladiator ruled. We miss you. Please come back to sanity.

Thanks,

Joaquin Phoenix looks homeless these days.

Joaquin Phoenix showed up to Vegas nightclub hotspot, Lavo, looking like Jim Morrison’s ghost. Apparently, Joaquin isn’t into buying actual clothes anymore, or staying sober. What a mess this guy has become. You’d think he would have been happy being on top, but I guess he prefers a dingy bottom. Anyways, more filth below, pictures, videos, all that jazz.

Joaquin Phoenix, retires to land of acid trips.

Well, not completely, as Joaquin is a dude, but his recent pyschotic behavior has been very Britneyish, if y’all know what I mean. Not only did he write “BYE” and “GOOD” on his fingers as a way of signifying retirement, but he also screwed up the order. What does “BYE GOOD” mean? And for that matter, why would an actor retire, per se? Can’t they just stop working? So many questions, so little acid. Anyways, look at some of his other acts of ridiculousness.

Page Six says, The two-time Oscar nominee (”Walk the Line” and “Gladiator”) showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and “was out of it,” said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. “He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd,” said our source. “He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet.”