Although rumors are circulating that John Mayer is now banging Kristin Cavallari, he’s issued a few crazy-man tweets deny this activity.
Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
Um, that’s just creepy, folks. There was no need to bring up Milli Vanilli in this. I am not sure what even half of those mentioned items are, but I can tell you this, seeing they involve Kristin Cavallari, I’d totally do them. Here are more Kristin Cavallari pictures, unless you prefer her bikini pictures, in which case, click here.