Jon and Kate Gosselin’s former maid, and the one that caused Kate to freak the frak out requiring police escort off the property when she returned, has decided to open up. I mean that both figuratively and literally. She has decided to open up about opening up to Jon Gosselin. Man, this will not be good in divorce court.

Santoro, 23, tells In Touch Weekly that their steamy fling began one night with an innocent phone call where Jon asked her to come over. Santoro says that Jon asked if she could give him a massage, and then he was like, ‘my turn.’ While we were sitting there, he said, ‘Well, I guess we can kiss just once.’”
Santoro says that night, Gosselin told her: “Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.” The two then made their way to Jon’s hot tub, where Santoro says she “kept looking at the windows” because she was afraid “one of the kids was going to pop their heads out, but he told me to relax.”
She goes on to call Gosselin “very romantic,” saying after they got out of the hot tub, Jon “ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is over the garage. We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward.”
After their first hook-up, Santoro says the ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′ star texted her several times “saying how much he cared about me, and he was being really sincere. He just wanted to make sure that I wasn’t feeling like I was being used. I pretty much spent every night there that entire week. And that’s how our relationship started.”
Santoro then goes into TMI territory about their relationship, saying they had sex “nine times,” and that Gosselin “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.”

Na na na na, hey hey hey, gooobye…..Hailey Glassman has finally dumped woman-extraordinare, Jon Gosselin, and this time it seems to be for good. Apparently Jon forgot to delete pictures of him and chicks from his phone. Homeboy better not try Facebook, that’s real trouble. Here is more from In Touch.

“When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details,” the friend tells In Touch. “He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn’t bother to delete any of it from his phone.”
On September 4, Hailey called Jon and told him she was through. “She’d had it,” the close friend adds. “She said she couldn’t trust him.” Once madly in love, Hailey first grew suspicious of Jon’s extracurricular activities when tabloid reporter Kate Major claimed she and Jon were an item in July. Although Jon told In Touch he and Kate were “just friends,” Hailey was still skeptical. “He lied to her about Kate Major,” the close friend reveals. Hailey also now believes that Jon was with other women as well, after he moved into a bachelor pad in New York. “He would go out and return wearing totally different clothes,” the close friend explains. “Hailey would question Jon about it, and he’d just say he had spilled a drink on himself.” Hailey also believes that Jon collects numbers from the adoring female fans who line the fence at the Reading, Pa., home he shares with his estranged wife, Kate. “She doesn’t want to deal with that,” the friend explains.

Jon Gosselin tried to help out the local fire department by having he and the kids sell lemonade. After looking at the picture, a small item stands out to me: What the heck were those kids doing the entire time? Squeezing the lemons out? Maybe (and more likely) drinking all the lemonade? Fail. Also, Jon apparently said that he wants out of the show. Claims he can’t take it anymore and would rather have a 9-5 job. I can only imagine Jon Gosselin working at Golden Spoon on a Friday afternoon. Here is more from Us Magazine.

“I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I’m living. This is 24/7,” he told Usmagazine.com outside his $1.1 million Pennsylvania home Monday. “I don’t even want to do taping for the show anymore.”
But Gosselin says he’s stuck filming and doing promotional appearances to make as much money as possible. (A source also tells the current issue of Us Weekly that he’s “suspicious” Kate is hiding cash ahead of their divorce proceedings. They make an estimated $75,000 per episode.)
“I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work,” he told Us.

Jon Gosselin’s chick on the side, or whatever the heck she is now, spoke out to E! News about all the attention she has been getting, about Jon and about all the women in Jon’s life. Trust me, this is the most important story of the day.

On TLC:
“More like the lying channel,” Glassman said when reminded that TLC stood for The Learning Channel. TLC didn’t allow [Jon and Kate Gosselin] to come out and say their marriage was done a year ago,” she said. But “no network owns what I can and cannot say.”

On her relationship with Jon:
“We both enjoy just simple things in life,” she said, citing their mutual love of snowboarding, watching movies, playing pool and other “normal” activities.

On Kate Major:
“Cuckoo, cuckoo.”

On Stephanie Santoro:
“Jon has a good heart, she has a child and he felt bad. He knows how it feels to have a child and not be able to afford, you know, so he hired her to give her a job.”

On not wanting to be famous:
“If I wanted fame, don’t you think I would be out all the time? I stay in my house. I’ve been staying home with my parents because I feel safe there.”

Newly discovered ladies man, Jon Gosselin, was seen adjusting his man goods the morning after calling the cops on wife Kate, who was trying to get into the house even though it wasn’t her turn. Way to keep your ho’s in check, Jon. Here is more from RadarOnline.

One source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com, “Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It’s Jon’s scheduled time to be there with the kids.”
Jon was inside the home and wouldn’t let Kate in.
Kate reportedly started screaming at Jon at the fence outside their once happy home about his relationship with Santoro – the nanny hired by Jon, and not Kate.
Amid all the screaming, someone called the cops. Police arrived, but no arrests were made. Kate left and checked into a local hotel.

Kate Major took to the air on E! News and said that Jon Gosselin is trying to be tricky and lying to all the women involved in his life. She says they were together the entire time he was saying they were not, which doesn’t fair well for Haily Glassman. Kate claims she will not be the other woman. But really, in a case like this, how does one define “other woman?” More from Kate’s interview on E! News.

“He told me he was going to Massachusetts to break up with her,” says Major. “I know the truth. He knows the truth. Unfortunately, she did not.”
Still, Gosselin and Glassman are claiming they never broke up–Major says this is a lie. “He tried to two-time both of us,” says Major. “He wasn’t honest with Hailey. He needs to man up and tell the truth. I’m not going to be the other woman.”
And Major kept venting, insisting she has proof that she and Gosselin were “romantically involved.”
“I was not the only one who was around when we were romantically involved,” says Major. “We were holed up together. It’s not like we were just sitting there doing an interview.”
Major says Jon was even the one who asked her to quit her job. “I was with the person I was reporting on…It was a huge conflict of interest,” says Major. “He’s the one who actually told me to quit my job.”

RadarOnline has used staff time to discover and investigate that Jon Gosselin has a new chick. An apparent wanna-be model that thinks hanging out with a reality star show will help her career. Well, good for him, that’s all I am going to say. He’s really worked this divorced reality star gig as well as it can be worked. Here’s more.

Providing more drama off screen than in front of it, Jon spent the night with Stephanie Santoro, 23, a cocktail waitress, single mom and aspiring model whose online resume reveals she’s willing to pose nude!
Jon and Stephanie, who works part-time at Legends, Jon’s favorite night spot in Reading, Pa., spent Saturday night there, with Stephanie sitting at his table most of the time.
They left together at a little before 3 a.m., an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. (The club closed at 2 a.m. but they stayed inside.) They drove together in Jon’s car back to the family home in Wernersville where Stephanie spent the night in Jon’s apartment over the garage.
Stephanie stuck her head out at approximately 7:15 a.m. Sunday, wearing the same outfit as the night before. Jon called her back in and soon they left in separate cars.

Jon Gosselin now hangs out at his home in Reading, waiting for chicks to show up to his gate. And they do, believe it or not, show up because they somehow think they are meeting a real celebrity. Boy, what has this country come to? And why doesn’t this happen to me? And what does one do with a picture of themselves and Jon Gosselin? More pictures if you want them….

Jon Gosselin is claiming that he has learned from his mistakes in terms of public dating. There was no mention regarding his hair style though. Just sayin’…..Here is some from Us Magazine.

“It’s crazy,” he tells Usmagazine.com. “I don’t want [8-year-old twins] Mady and Cara Googling me, and I have to explain [a photo] and lose that trust between my children. No, it’s dumb. Or explain it to my ex, Kate. Or explain to anybody what’s going on.”

More from Radaronline.

Asked if he was dating Hailey, Kate, both or neither, the source said: “He is choosing not to end anything with either woman. He’s dating and he doesn’t want to tie himself down.”
The source then admitted that Jon is deliberately sending out mixed signal publicly because he’s afraid that Original Kate (a.k.a. Mrs. Gosselin) is going to pursue a custody battle.
Defending Jon, one person who is friendly with him, said to RadarOnline.com: “Look , is there something wrong with a man going through a divorce dating any woman he wants?”

In the we couldn’t care less update of the day, Jon Gosselin is apparently dating no one. Especially Hailey Glassman and Kate Major. He is also totally uninteresting. Yeah, exactly. Here is more from the Gosselin authority, People Magazine.

“At this point … I’m single – per se,” he told PEOPLE at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at Blue Star Jets Field on Saturday. “I’m just a regular guy who just wants to have friendship and good times. And I like meeting people.”
Of 22-year-old Glassman, Gosselin says, “She’s always a good friend of mine. Her family is so good. They took me in and I lived there for a while. I love them to death.”
But for now, they’re on a bit of a break. “She doesn’t like this [craziness]. She loves me for who I am and not for what I do,” he says. “We are going to chill out for a while and see where it takes us. I’m not looking for anyone.”
As for Major, the former Star magazine reporter he’s been spotted with, Gosselin says, “We are just friends.”