Jordan Carver boobs in a lingerie shoot

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Good morning world, Jordan Carver’s boobs have a message for you: They are big, bold, beautiful, luscious. These sexy picture are from a Jordan Carver photoshoot. I have no idea which place the photoshoot is for, nor do I care. All I care about is a breakfast of some potatoes, fruit and a side of amazing boobs. There is so much cleavage here I feel like it may actually have it’s own ecosystem and all. There could be an entire tribe of nudist and swingers living inside of that cleavage, at least that’s what I’d like to think. Actually I’d like to think of those boobs hanging out in the buff as my extra side of breakfast.

If you want more Jordan Carver, I suggest you follow her on Twitter. @jordancarver. She constantly post pictures of her boobs. Pretty much every picture of Jordan Carver involves her boobs, because it’s impossible for them not to.

Hey all, it’s Friday. Check out these Jordan Carver lingerie pictures and have the greatest day ever. Take the boobs by the horns. That didn’t make sense, which means I am out of material.

 

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Jordan Carver’s boobs busting out of swimsuit poolside.

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Some of you might be wondering why I am not at church right now and why I’m instead working. Well, the truth of the matter, if you are interested, is that I am working…but it’s for God. I am doing the Lord’s work. That’s right, while some people are listening to sermons, I am finding the hallelujah all by me-self and pushing out angelic pictures on the web so that when people get finished donating to the offering basket they have an Internet full of Holy Boobs.

So there. And on to the worship.

Jordan Carver is doing a photoshoot to promote her new show, the real housewives of tit city. Not really, but she’s popping bottles poolside and wearing a rubber swimsuit while a professional photographer gets the digs. Ok, maybe not professional, but more like the creepy neighbor kid that just got a new Sony camera at Best Buy. And yes, that swimsuit has to be made of rubber, what other material would hold that huge rack of boobs? A material that is used to make tires for semi-trucks, that’s what material. It just makes sense. Jordan’s boobs could literally float the titanic.

I hope you enjoy these amazing Jordan Carver boob pictures. Because that’s what they were meant for. Pleasure. Sin.

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Pitchers, Catchers and Jordan Carver report.

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During the offseason, the Los Angeles Angels signed the most highly sought after Major League Baseball player since Cleveland signed Ricky Vaughn. And this morning, they apparently signed the most sought after double play breast since Pamela Anderson. Yep, Jordan Carver is decked out in some Angels gear. You remember Jordan Carver, right? The hot big breasted german hot dog eating awesomeness?

Wait, F-You, are you saying that Ricky Vaughn wasn’t real? Do you mean that entire Cleveland Indians team never existed? Someone tell Tom Berenger to his face. And while you are at it, tell Will Ferrel that Santa Clause doesn’t exist.

Mean people….

Enjoy Jordan Carver’s amazing boob pictures. Or if you are just some sports weirdo, enjoy that part of it, I guess.

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Jordan Carver eats at The Curry Wurst in Los Angeles.

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The Curry Wurst in Los Angeles will never be the same, that is after German model and all american cleavage champion Jordan Carver came in and downed a hot dog. My lord her tits are the most incredible things this side of….just everywhere, no boundaries. With Jordan it appears you get beer, brats and cleavage. Happy wet dreams my friends. Enjoy all the pictures.

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