Josh Holloway, kinda fat if you ask me.

I know, I know, all you ladies are probably saying to yourself, “you’re a hater!” Fact is, I am not, I am just really picky when it comes to my own abs. I find that any flab is completely and totally unacceptable. If you look closely, you see signs of love-handles. Sorry ladies, I am a male ab expert, so I would know. I barely work out and my abs are rock hard. Because I rock, and Josh Holloway does not rock.

Enjoy the pictures anyways.