Julian McMahon and girltoy Kelly Paniagua are still parading the beaches of Australia, only this time, McMahon tucked his package into some tight Euro style speedos. I guess crossing borders gives our citizens a new set of rights? All the same, Kelly is smoking hot, even if she does dress him funny. Julian may wear some small shorts, but his head is absolutely enormous! Are you kidding, look at that thing! Eh, who am I? I am being a hater. Look at how hot she is, I wish I had a big head. I just don’t get how Kelly doesn’t always get creeped out by him. I would always be thinking of those eerie plotlines from Nip Tuck. But that’s just me. Check out the pictures below, there is a great butt shot of Kelly.
When you are a big time male actor, with a hit show like Nip Tuck, you are totally allowed to wear speedos….so long as you are not in the United States. As was the case with Nip Tuck star, Julian McMahon this weekend where he was vacationing in Australia, totally speedo’d out. Or whatever those things are. Are they speedos? You tell me, I am too much of a man to keep examining them. Actually, I am going to go grab a Playboy magazine and regain my manhood that was lost due to posting this crap.