Julianne Hough took her “plus one” to the US Weekly Hollywood party and guess what? It wasn’t Ryan Seacrest. Instead, it was her sideboob. Yep, the ole’ sideboob companion rears its beautiful head in Hollywood once again. I gotta say, I feel like I am finally coming around on the sideboob. For a while, I really didn’t get the trend, I mean, I am a boob purist and really enjoy the old fashioned frontboob. The sideboob always sounded like the poor man’s version of the frontboob.
But now I am finally seeing the beauty in it. I mean, we have no shot at seeing Julianne Hough’s frontboob unless a bunch of elves grant us the ability to become Ryan Seacrest, and to be honest, if you find me at the bottom a rainbow, I doubt I will use my three wishes to become Ryan Seacrest because other than Julianne Hough’s boobs, there isn’t much other upside to that.
Wait, do you just get a pot of gold or do you get 3 wishes? I think I am talking about leprechauns. So confusing.
Julianne plays the role of Sherrie Christian in the film adaptation of the broadway musical Rock Of Ages. Tom Cruise is going to be in that as well. I don’t know how scientologist feel about sideboobs, but I imagine Julianne will have to cleanse herself in devil’s urine before each take of the movie, just for precaution. We wouldn’t want Tom Cruise to melt.