amfAR Gala raises a boatload of cash, and sexiness

amfAR Gala, Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, Kate Upton, Cannes, Kylie Minogue, Janet Jackson, Jessie J, Heidi Klum, Irina Shayk, Carine Roitfeld, Natasha Poly, Rose McGowan, Doutzen Kroes, Milla Jovovich, Tamara Ecclestone,

amfAR cinema raised like $11 million dollars in cash to go towards the AIDS crisis, which rocks. All the celebs made it happen by showing up. But it was the celebrity hotties that we love so much that are the real focus here. Kim Kardashian showed up in a hot yellow dress number. Kate Upton got her hair did and looked spectacular. Rose McGowan didn’t look weird (remember the weird Marilyn Manson days?). I love me some Rose McGowan, glad she is back to looking edgy over some zombie from The Walking Dead. Like I was scared she was going to try to eat me a few years back. That’s never comfortable.

The event is tied in with the Cannes International Film Fest and is always loaded with celebs, but this year it broke a record with $11 million dollars raised. It was such a heartwarming event that when the new pop band FUN played their mindlessly stuck in your head so much you normally want to kill yourself single, “We Are Young,” it seemed warm and uplifting, instead of dire and brain penetrating. Jesse J. took the event by storm when she played “Domino” and “Pricetag,” and she looked hot doing so (her pictures are in the gallery as well). The Curator for the event was Carine Roitfeld. There were designers Alexander Wang, Balenciaga, Roberto Cavalli, Chanel, Christian Dior Tailleur among the most prominent. But no one cares about them. It’s all about supermodels, and amongst them, their leader, Kate Upton, who has some damn sexy pictures in this gallery. The most notable auction item was a chance to star in a Harvey Weinstein production, which went for like a cool million or more (I can’t convert foreign denominations, actually I could, but I am just too lazy to, it’s Memorial Day and I am lazy river today).

Ok, enough playing reporter. Enjoy the sexy pictures.

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MET Gala red carpet hotties, lots of pics.

met gala, january jones, beyonce, scarlett johansson, kate upton, cameron diaz, camilla belle, chloe sevigny, gwyneth paltrow, carey mulligan, marcus mumford, jessica chastain, paula patton, katherine mcphee, tom brady, gisele bundchen, abbie cornish, florene welch,

Hey look, it’s the pictures from the MET Gala “fashion Oscars.” I have compiled a ton of pictures of the hottest celebrity women. And Tom Brady. But guess who is missing??? Where’s Waldo might you ask? Well Miss Kardashian was banned from attending the event at the MET Gala. I just laughed a little inside. There were all kinds of red carpet hotness going on at this NYC event, but I have some notes that might help serve as your tour guide through some of the pictures.

Tom Brady was rocking this really weird faux hawk but it was on one side of the head. Best way to describe it is to remember when you were in middle school and al the boys parted their hair on one side because it was rad to do. Tom Brady is rad.

Katherine McPhee was the hottest one in attendance. She’s a red carpet show stealer. Now that she has the show Smash, she’s all the rage and I expect her hotness in more places.

Kate Upton. Hot. Yes. Obvious.

January Jones is looking good again. She has snapped back nicely since the baby. Will she actually start appearing in Mad Men again? What happened? I need my Mrs. Draper fill, she’s the hottest housewife in the game.

Chloe Sevigny is kinda weird. But kinda hot. Remember when she did Kids? Whoa….blast from the past.

Please enjoy all the hotness in these pictures from the MET Gala.

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Kate Upton, lingerie, bikini, nude, a whole lotta love!

kate upton, bikinis, lingerie, terry richardson, nude

So I am sure you woke up this morning thinking, “damn, thursday? What a sh#$tty day. Like it’s almost friday but it’s not friday. Today is going to suck balls.”

But then you logged on to CelebrityRumors.com and found that I have scavengered the Internet for all the very best Kate Upton photos. One set is from her shoot with Terry Richardson, whereas she did a bikini / nerd / sexy shoot. Then there are the outtakes from that shoot where she is nude, topless, (well mostly).

I don’t really get this Terry Richardson thing, how the heck does this weirdo get so many hot chicks to come in and do photoshoots half naked? Even Lohan did it. Wait, bad example. Maybe he has a creepy windowless van with cocaine treats? Wow, that was a crappy thing to say so early in the morning.

Then there are the pictures of her wearing a bridal bikini collection. Yep, bikini’s for bridal wear. How incredibly hot is that? Totally out of control. This may be her best shoot ever, and I’m not kidding.

So basically, my job is done. Your Thursday is now an amazing Thursday. When you are finished thinking about Kate Upton covering her boobs with her palms, you can think of what a great Internet friend I am. Enjoy the pictures.

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Kate Upton, tight dress, pre-party, oh my.

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Kate Upton attended the 98th Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner (more on that in the next post where you will get all the sultry sexy cleavage fest shots in one big breakfast bowl). Kate also attended the pre-party. Because no party is a real party without a pre-party and no pre-party is complete without hot and sexy girls, or just one Kate Upton in a tight dress. That first part sounded like rap lyrics. Maybe I should start rapping instead of creepy blogging and manufacturing Internet sexiness?

Nah, I like this too much. I mean, that’s my job, finding Kate Upton in a sexy dress.

One thing worth noting in the pictures are the people watching Kate as she arrives. It’s like they are witnessing the resurrection of Jesus. Sexy Jesus. Kate Upton, angel: literally and figuratively.

Ok, let’s get on with today. The next post is going to be uber sexy amazing. Like I can hardly restraint my loins.

Now I feel gross for saying that.

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A Kate Upton weekend update

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Whatever bar girl you are waking up to this morning, I will go out on a prophetic limb here and guess its nothing close to the 20 year old sexy fury that is model Kate Upton. I just snagged some of her greatest hits pictures and I am going to have a difficult time “coming down” from my Kate Upton high. In case you aren’t aware, Kate Upton is like the hottest model going today, with a real body, and a Carl’s Jr commercial to boot (here’s the directors cut of that baby)

Here’s a compilation of some of Kate’s finest shoots, including a favorite of mine, the Bare Necessities Underwear shoot.  There is also her Skull Candy shoot, which rivals any shoot I have ever seen done using headphones.

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Kate Upton does some department store picture whoring.

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Yes, yes, yes, Kate Upton is famous now, so famous she was just seen hanging out with Victor Cruz right after his New York Giants team won the Superbowl, so it only makes sense she’d hit the papparazi picture whoring circuit. And that started promptly in Mexico City at Liverpool Interlomas Department Store for  Liverpool Fashion fest. Her rack is looking bueno in these pictures. Almost as good as my spanish.

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