November 3rd, 2007

Katie Victoria “Posh” Holmes Cruise

Earlier this week, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise showed up for the premiere of “Lions for Lambs” in Hollywood. It’s funny, because I think it was Katie Holmes, but it might have been Victoria Beckham in a brunette wig, because Katie Holmes actually smiles, none of this fake half-smile nonsense. And, I mean, the two do have practically the same haircut; it could have just been a dye job. Oh, and what’s that? Katie seems to be doing the “one of my legs is sort of broken” pose that Posh does so well. First the wacko brainwashing husband, now the snobby friend who never smiles. We’ve lost her to the dark side, people. Katie Holmes is no longer a human, but instead a walking conglomeration of bad acting and bad has-been pop.


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| Posted on 11/03/2007, filed under Katie Holmes