My favorite British celebrity, Katie Price, just found a new way to express herself, other than by showing her tits and cheating on stranged husbands: she wrote a book!
Titled “Paradise”, the book does not refer to Katie’s golden life, but is actually a novel about a glamour model (surprise, surprise) who must choose between her husband and another dude. The shocking fact is that the book has received a 100% thumbs up from all readers who’ve bought it and read it, and as a result Price has been offered a contract to write yet another of her autobiographies. Last time I counted she had written three of those already, so I have no idea what new stuff she’ll be adding to this one. Unless there are nude photos in it, I doubt she’ll sell many copies.
