It’s a reasonable question to ask, I mean here she is using a pay phone in a bikini while in Cannes. There is like one pay phone by where I live. Everyday that I pass it there is a homeless guy on it pretending to talk to the secret service about alien life forms in West Hollywood. Yep, that’s how relevant pay phones are today. Crazy homeless people are the only ones left using them, and that’s to communicate potential issues with evil aliens. Where is Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith and that black pug when you need them?

Ok, ok…I am missing the point. I get it. This was a model shoot. And model shoots don’t represent the literal world. They represent sultry fantasies and long range binoculars and late night drive byes and anonymous letters in the mail and …. I guess I should stop, model shoots mean something different to each person. Just kinda depends on the person.

What could Kelly possibly be talking about on that pay phone?

“Hi, my boobs are fantastic and huge.”

That’s it. That’s all she could be saying right now. Because that says everything about these pictures. Oh God now I am overheating. I may have to call that number I like to call. Hey, don’t hate…. whatever the case, this phone booth is now officially the most awesome phone booth since a phone booth in Gotham City turned Clark Kent into Superman…enjoy the pictures.

It was about time Kelly Brook posed for one of the sexy magazines and regaled us with some great photos of her killer body. So it was FHM Spain who brought us the sexy British model and actress, who happened to be dressed in the sexiest swim suits paired with high heels and jewelry… nothing like what you see in a real beach, but aren’t we all tired to reality?

Speaking of reality: the lions that you see in these photos posing with Kelly Brook are one hundred percent real! This pictorial was shot in Africa, at a hacienda guarded by three lions, and the whole time Kelly Brook was concerned about their presence, thinking they’d take a bite at any given moment. Well… could you blame the poor beasts if they had actually bitten her?

Just a year ago, if you had asked anyone in the United States who Kelly Brook was, they wouldn’t have been able to answer you. But today, there is not a single soul who is not familiar with this British celebrity and her killer body.

There is a reason for it. Actually, two reasons, and they have big light brown nipples perched on them. Yes, my dear readers, it’s called tits. Kelly Brook’s tits.

Check out these photos of Kelly Brook in a tight red dress, dropping lots of cleavage and keeping those bad puppies strapped tightly together. Big and quite nipply… Not bad… not bad at all!

Love magazine knows how to make us love them, and their secret is no other than by bringing us Kelly Brook naked. That’s right, Kelly Brook and her amazing ass and tits posed in the buff for the high couture publication and the result is quite fulfilling as you can see.

Kelly Brook, who has appeared naked numerous times in the recent months and years, including a pussy-free Playboy pictorial, is showing that round booty of hers in Love, and sporting a new look: curly black locks, deeply made up eyes and bare lips. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always had a thing for bare lips. And bare butts. And Kelly Brooks. Hell, I just love this photo!

We have survived for over a month without nude photos of Kelly Brook, and I for one, was already having a hard time breathing. But the beautiful British model has come to save my life with the video preview of her upcoming movie Piranha-3D.

The flick is a horror movie where scores of man-eating fish attack a group of people. Something along the lines of Aracnid and Anaconda, except that this movie has Kelly Brook naked in it!

Check out the screengrabs from the video released at Comic Con, and that brings us Kelly Book and Riley Steele naked. I also added a nude photo of Brook from her latest Reebok commercial. Now that’s an ass!

Kelly Brook topless or in a bikini are great ways to start off your week happy and energized, so I wanted to share with you these recent photos of the beautiful British celebrity.

Kelly was photographed by Maxim in a ridiculously hot pictorial that includes motorcycles, the beach, the desert, and her fantastic tits and incredibly hot ass wrapped in see-thru panties. This chick is the Mona Lisa of our times, a hot sexy icon that keeps us on our toes waiting to see what wild thing she’ll do next. And you can certainly count on Kelly Brook doing something wild. As an example just take these photos where she’s technically topless. Granted, her tits are stuck to some lucky guy’s back, but she’s topless nonetheless!

Poor Danny Cipriani must be crying into his breakfast bowl every morning when he sees his gorgeous ex-girlfriend Kelly Brook parading along the beach in another super-sexy bikini. Kel seems intent on showing him, and us obviously, exactly what he’s missing in not one or two, but FIVE different bikinis while holidaying in Barbados. I mean, I don’t know about him but we may still have a chance, no? Like a chance to stay calm and look at Kelly Brook in a bikini, doing what she does best: walking on the beach, enjoying the weather and showing off her voluptuous body. And believe me, I think that’s all a woman needs to do when she’s that sexy.

Kelly Brook hit the beach in St. Barts, totally topless. If Malibu were topless, we’d have the best country in the world. But its not, so we don’t. No Billy Zane sightings and hopefully you aren’t looking for one. Tons of topless, Kelly Brook pictures. NSFW.

Kelly Brook is a UK model and actress. Ok, now that the part that makes her relevant is out of the way, lets discuss her voluptuous body in a bikini while she is vacationing in the Caribbean. In summary: Hot. Freaking hot. I love round women. She’s obviously all natural. I’d hit it ten times, at least. More bikini pictures of Kelly Brook below. Enjoy.