It’s a reasonable question to ask, I mean here she is using a pay phone in a bikini while in Cannes. There is like one pay phone by where I live. Everyday that I pass it there is a homeless guy on it pretending to talk to the secret service about alien life forms in West Hollywood. Yep, that’s how relevant pay phones are today. Crazy homeless people are the only ones left using them, and that’s to communicate potential issues with evil aliens. Where is Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith and that black pug when you need them?
Ok, ok…I am missing the point. I get it. This was a model shoot. And model shoots don’t represent the literal world. They represent sultry fantasies and long range binoculars and late night drive byes and anonymous letters in the mail and …. I guess I should stop, model shoots mean something different to each person. Just kinda depends on the person.
What could Kelly possibly be talking about on that pay phone?
“Hi, my boobs are fantastic and huge.”
That’s it. That’s all she could be saying right now. Because that says everything about these pictures. Oh God now I am overheating. I may have to call that number I like to call. Hey, don’t hate…. whatever the case, this phone booth is now officially the most awesome phone booth since a phone booth in Gotham City turned Clark Kent into Superman…enjoy the pictures.