Here is Kevin Federline in a pool in Miami auditioning for Manattees Gone Wild. What the heck happened to him? A former dancer? Britney leaving did not do well for him. He’s with his girlfriend, Victoria Prince. She’s in a bikini. I know what you are thinking, why didn’t I use one of the Victoria Prince bikini pictures for the main picture in place of the K-Fed picture? Simple: I was going for funny, not hot. Funny, folks, it makes the world go round….
Ok, so Kevin Federline is being asked by a company named EP-2 if he will be a spokesmodel for weightloss. That according to RadarOnline. Now on to the real important news: Who is the hot piece of tail staring at him in disgust? Those are some legs, folks. I like. Here’s more on the other story, unfortunately.
Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company called EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance). The source said the former back up dancer has been offered $2.5 million to become the new face of the fat-burning tool which is set to hit over 1,400 GNC stores.
While a rep for Federline has yet to comment, a spokesperson for EP-2 confirmed to RadarOnline.com: “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”
Britney Spears finally got her looks back, but in true Britney-style, she found a away to shed those looks just as quickly as she got them. Her and K-Fed are apparently reuniting, and when I say reuniting, I mean doing he dirty. From Star.
“The truth is, they’re falling in love again,” says an insider. “I don’t think they ever really fell out of love to begin with!”
Kevin has actually been gushing to his mom that being with Britney now reminds him of when they first fell in love in 2004, a family insider tells Star.
The family friend reveals there’s been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments.”
To try to help the situation, I have posted these bikini pictures of the new Britney Spears body, sans douchebag.
While Kevin Federline looks like one of those teletubbies that hasn’t shaved in a couple of days, he is really just a nanny for his ex, Britney Spears. While she is on tour, Kevin reportedly gets $5k / week to watch the kids. That’s a good job in this economy, heck, I’d watch the rugrats for that dough! Making the deal sweeter, he gets a rental house of his choice in whatever city she is performing in! I wonder if his new girlfriend is coming along on tour as well? Who knows. More K-Fed Telletubby pictures below.
Kevin Federline was spotted in Vegas with girlfriend, Victoria Prince. Apparently they did a little gambling. After that? Going out on a limb here, I would say that Kevin immediately went over to Grand Lux Cafe and had two orders of pancakes. But that’s just a guess, I could be wrong. Not likely though. One important note, Victoria is really hot. And desperate, apparently she can’t pay her rent. That’s awesome. You go girl. Away, preferably.
Victoria Prince, the girl that is too hot for Kevin Federline but dating him regardless because she is having problems paying rent, is now pretending to like Sean Preston and Jayden James. She is seen in a variety of pictures on her maternal media blitz carrying the kids around, holding them, and playing with them. Britney Spears must be so thrilled. No seriously, she must be thrilled to not have to take care of those kids all the time. At least Britney is working on her abs with the downtime. Check out more pictures of Victoria Prince.
Here is what’s important in all of this. Victoria Prince is hot and can’t pay her rent. Kevin Federline is fat but has a lot of money. Sound like the beginning of an adult flick? Not really, this is real life garbage right here, and I love it.
Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn’t pay rent for six months. We’re told she struck a deal with her landlord to pay him back in installments, but she never made any of the payments.
Now, the landlord is suing Prince for $7500, but there’s a catch — nobody knows where to find her!
We’re told her landlord tried to serve her where she works, but security wouldn’t let the process server in.
This is pure awesomeness. I bet that rent gets paid now. I wonder what the trade is for $7500 in rent? Good for Kevin, she’s hot, he gets to be fat, I mean, this is the male American dream. Although the DJAM wanna be clothes should really go. Its not covering anything up, if you catch my drift….
Kevin Federline took his new NOT Britney girlfriend, Victoria Prince, to Tao in Vegas. He was being guarded by by Suge Knight. Well, not really, but once you see the pictures, it kind of looks like that. Victoria is pretty hot, need to find some pictures of her. I have no idea what she is doing with him though. Anyways….
Maybe K-Fed should have picked up some running shoes for himself yesterday along with the shoes he bought for some anonymous chick? Just maybe? Anyways, ths chick is pretty hot, but she better be careful and hide the shoes when they get back, Kevin might eat them. Might be time to consider a diet Kevin, you know, after the Holidays. I really hope your New Year’s Resolution is different from last year’s beat those asian gamers at Dance Dance Revolution at Dave and Busters….
More pictures of Kevin Fatterline.
K-Fed is trying to be nice, but its a veiled nice. I mean, if she called me a bad parent, I’d be livid….considering her reputation… Nevertheless, here is some of the excerts.
“It’s hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I’d become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important … I mean, we were having complications. I didn’t give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn’t even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.”
Welcome to being a dude, Kevin. Britney is just doing what most women do. Not too worry, once she turns 30 her life will be miserable and she will be begging you to come back….but you will have a 22 year old and will not care.
“My first question to [my lawyer] was, ‘Am I ever going to be able to see my children?’ I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.”
Britney arranged a plan to take over the Conoco stations in West LA as a way to scare you. Not sure what this has to do with what you said Kevin, but I always have to find a way to drop the Conoco line in a Britney post.
“That whole night (Britney locking herself in the room with Jayden) is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ’cause I care about her. That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her.”
Boy, that night sure was a disaster. We love her also Kevin, just not for the same goodwill reasons that you do. I have a blog, it needs to survive. Britney is a philanthropic piece for my puzzle of success. I am sure you understand.
Good Luck Kevin.