K-Fed Goes Broke

November 18th, 2006

If you listen closely you can hear Ferrari dealerships, Rolex salesmen and pretty much all of Las Vegas weeping into their lattes. Kevin Federline has lost his job as Britney’s moocher husband and baby stud. I hope Wal-Mart carries man-capris and wife beater tanks. Oh yeah, and his wife left him. I’m sure he’s upset about that too.