amfAR Gala raises a boatload of cash, and sexiness

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amfAR cinema raised like $11 million dollars in cash to go towards the AIDS crisis, which rocks. All the celebs made it happen by showing up. But it was the celebrity hotties that we love so much that are the real focus here. Kim Kardashian showed up in a hot yellow dress number. Kate Upton got her hair did and looked spectacular. Rose McGowan didn’t look weird (remember the weird Marilyn Manson days?). I love me some Rose McGowan, glad she is back to looking edgy over some zombie from The Walking Dead. Like I was scared she was going to try to eat me a few years back. That’s never comfortable.

The event is tied in with the Cannes International Film Fest and is always loaded with celebs, but this year it broke a record with $11 million dollars raised. It was such a heartwarming event that when the new pop band FUN played their mindlessly stuck in your head so much you normally want to kill yourself single, “We Are Young,” it seemed warm and uplifting, instead of dire and brain penetrating. Jesse J. took the event by storm when she played “Domino” and “Pricetag,” and she looked hot doing so (her pictures are in the gallery as well). The Curator for the event was Carine Roitfeld. There were designers Alexander Wang, Balenciaga, Roberto Cavalli, Chanel, Christian Dior Tailleur among the most prominent. But no one cares about them. It’s all about supermodels, and amongst them, their leader, Kate Upton, who has some damn sexy pictures in this gallery. The most notable auction item was a chance to star in a Harvey Weinstein production, which went for like a cool million or more (I can’t convert foreign denominations, actually I could, but I am just too lazy to, it’s Memorial Day and I am lazy river today).

Ok, enough playing reporter. Enjoy the sexy pictures.

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Kim Kardashian’s boobs help Lakers win game 7.

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The Lakers were under fire for their waning performance against the Denver Nuggets in the playoffs. They were pushed to a game 7 match and the blame game was going around.

“Kobe needs to step up!”

“Bynum needs to stop being lazy!”

“Laker fans need to actually show up on time!”

Instead, the Lakers deployed their most secretive of weapons. They placed Kim Kardashian’s amazing cleavage courtside. So amazing was that cleavage that the Lakers went on to win the game and people hardly noticed douchebag and game companion and boyfriend and homewrecker, Kanye West. So I don’t want to spend much time on him, if that’s ok with you. If it’s not ok, place find another blog to read.

This might be Kim’s finest cleavage shots in a while, wow. She really did them “up” knowing they’d be featured prominently on national TV. So hot. These boobs look like they want to explode out on to the court and shoot a three pointer for the win.

I wonder what Kobe thought about them? Those boobs look like they’d be trouble for him. Enjoy all the Kim Kardashian boobs pictures.

Oh, and sorry to do this as I said I wouldn’t, but Kanye West looks like a chipmunk in these pictures. I sort of wish that Kris Humphries had been in this game so he could cold cock him for us all and do the world a favor. And the Internet. Which is basically the world.

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Kim Kardashian finds out MET Gala standard’s higher than White House.

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So Kim Kardashian got to roam the White House last week after being invited to the White House dinner (Lindsay Lohan included), but apparently the MET Gala has a higher standard for guest list.

via RadarOnline: “Anna hates Kim,” a source says. “Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all.”

“The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!” the source says.
Kim and her very pregnant sister Kourtney Kardashian were snapped on Monday running errands in Los Angeles, and the source says she’ll likely try and justify her absence.
“Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie,” the source says. “She would of done anything to be there with all the A-listers.”

You almost have to just laugh at this point, first it is Jon Hamm making fun of her (though I guess he did make up with her on the set of the live 30 Rock), now she is not allowed to attend a major celebrity event. One has to wonder if this will be the start of something absolutley great, like events and places will pride themselves by banning Kim Kardashian. Like a 7-11 will deny her entry and then reap tons of publicity for it. But since Kanye showed up, does this mean Kim will now deny him entry?

Ok, a little too far I went there, but it’s a fair dirty question. Kim is also getting older. Fortunately her family just signed like a 40 million dollar reality TV deal so she can easily afford to buy herself some plastic surgery, which you just know has to be the next move.

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Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian to attend White House dinner.

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And in other news, Hitler’s hologram has been invited to speak at the Museum of Tolerance this weekend in Los Angeles. Ok, maybe not, but did you notice how it beheld the same fury of total shock and disgust? Apparently this is all on Gret Van Sustren. Shocker.

via Gawker:
Kardashian was invited by the news network; Greta Van Susteren and her husband John Coale invited Lohan.
Kardashian is no stranger to the gala, having attended in 2010 with Van Susteren. Her plus-one for the evening will be momager Kris Jenner. Lohan’s publicist told WaPo’s The Reliable Source that his client will be bringing along her defense attorney Shawn Holley.

Because of this ridiculousness, Greta Van Sustren is somehow pulling the impractical and becoming more annoying than her dinner guest Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan. Why? Because she somehow is pompous enough to think that inviting these two will make her appear to be above the laws of not looking like an idiot. This is kinda like when you see some douchebag on the street wearing an Affliction shirt and you are all like “idiot douchebag,” but then you see that same shirt on say a big UFC fighter like Chuck Liddel and you are all like “he is bad a#$.”

Kardashian and Lohan are the bad Affliction shirt that are still bad when worn by Van Sustren and her stupid husband John Coale. I can only assume this is for some show she is doing which makes it even more pathetic. Unless she thinks she is being savvy and leaving the current administration a political message. You know, like leaving a bag of poo on fire on the front door step for Obama to come out and smash with his foot. But if that’s the case, then leave a bag of poo on fire on the doorstep. Don’t make Lohan and Kardashian your poo guest. Lohan can’t even be on time for the show Glee, how do you expect her to make a White House dinner on time?

In honor of this Government day of mourning, I leave you with some pictures of Kim Kardashian in tight business casual pants. But only because I have a heart.

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Kim Kardashian wants to preside over Glendale, California

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So the LA Times is reporting that Kim Kardashian want to run for the mayor of Glendale.

via LA Times:“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kardashian said, later clarifying that “it’s going to be in, like, five years.”
The reality star, who is currently a registered voter in the city of Los Angeles, said she would choose to run for office in Glendale “because it’s, like, Armenian town.” She said she needs to obtain residency in the city in order to run for the mayorship, adding that she and [her friend/campain manager] Keshishian are “looking into all the requirements.”

Two current Glendale city councilmen, in fact, have already thrown support behind Kardashian.
“I would support her,” Glendale City Councilman Rafi Manoukian told E! News. “I think she would make an excellent mayor.”
And City Councilman and former Mayor Ara Najarian told the Glendale News-Press that he has offered her the position of “honorary chief of staff” to give her a crash course on city matters.

Get ready Southern California, policies gonna be changin.’ First things first, all women that cheat on their husbands with a black rapper gets a tax break. And you get even further tax breaks if its on film and you are clearly rolling on ecstasy.

These pictures are from her appearance on The Today Show in New York City last week. Not relevant to her upcoming political campaign, but at least she does look good in a tight blue dress. So there’s that.

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Kanye West doesn’t hide he banged Kim Kardashian

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These are pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping at Jeffries in New York City. And for further proof that Kanye banged Kim, he will begin appearing on Kim’s “reality” show next season.

via Radaronline:
“Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries, but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season. Viewers won’t see him featured in the first part of the season, and it won’t be all about Kanye,” a show insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Isn’t this like handing the case to her ex, Kris Humphries? Kris wants Kim’s breast on a platter, and not for the same reasons that the rest of us do. But this just has to prove that Kim was banging him during their marriage and that he might just be entitled to more from Kim. Looks like she really set up Kris as some publicity stunt when you start looking at this. On the other hand, how can they possibly cut a deal with Kanye to not be the center of a show? Kim must have some powerful ….. because Kanye seems to be totally whipped. I personally prefer Kourtney. Just thought I’d throw that in there.

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Kim Kardashian was doin’ it with Kanye West the whole time!

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So Kim Kardashian really took her marriage with Kris Humphries even more serious than we all first thought. She was banging Kanye West the entire time. I am sure Kanye was like “Kris I know you wanna be married and all but I just gotta do this one thing first.” And that thing was banging Kim. This is a great revelation for Kris who, between ballin’ for the Nets, has been trying adamantly to obtain as much info, text, reality show scripts, what-have-you, to prove that Kim was a freaking liar and made money from the marriage and that she never really wanted his white penis. She wanted black rapper penis. And she was apparently getting it.

via Hollywood Life:
“And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / Around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team”.
Kanye’s BFF Jay-Z is a part-owner of the New Jersey Nets, which Kris plays for. What a huge threat!
While we’re sure Kim is humbled that Kanye wrote a song about her, it comes at an inconvenient time: she’s about to be tangled in a legal battle with Kris over their divorce, and this kind of publicity is not good for her. Furthermore, it seems to confirm reports that she was allegedly having an affair with Kanye DURING her marriage.

This is great. Have “Jayzee drop him from the team.” That’s a power move. This is really hard rap. Even I am scared.

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in bikinis

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Kourtney Kardashian’ fully expecting belly was no match for sister Kim Kardashian’s fully expecting ass, when both sisters wore bikinis down in the Dominican Republic. The great things about these pics at that they seem to be legit creepy, in other words, not set up by Kim’s camp to make her ass look airbrushed. Personally, I’m still totally into things, it says a lot that her un airbrushed backside sanctuary is still a bliss when its not a staged shoot. Nothing to hate on here. Oh yeah, Kim’s ex, Kris Humphries, is still ticked and turned down a load of cash in exchange to try to force Kim into admitting she married him for shady publicity. Looks like Kim and her trunk are in a corner right now. Oh yeah, Kourtney is in here, so there is that.

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Kim Kardashian changes mind, to press charges against flour woman

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Originally Kim Kardashian got credit for taking the high road when a woman dumped flour on her during Kim’s own red carpet event. Kim simply went upstairs and changed, had her hair redone, and came back down smiling. But tweets from her sisters built a bit more of a hype machine saying she should press charges. So now she is. This morning she announced she will press charges.

In other news, check out these pictures of Kim at church in Calabasas. Kim Kardashian. Church. My God what is this? Its a story, that’s what it is. Kim repenting, and well, I guess just getting a lot of PR shots. Good on her I suppose. She looks super hot in these photos. Somewhere Jesus is smiling down on that big luscious booty.

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Kim Kardashian’s blonde disaster.

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Kim Kardashian wore a blonde wig around Hollywood, and this wind catching skirt. It appears she did her best to put on a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot moment. She failed. She failed bad. But where she won is all that counts. Recently, a favorite of the site, Jon Hamm, called her a “f#$king idiot,” and this set up paparazzi moment just sort of goes with it.

“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

Does the carpet match the quote? Yes, it totally does. Who doesn’t love Jonn Hamm? List is short, that’s for sure. Who doesn’t not hate Kim Kardashian? List is short, that’s for sure. See how that worked? Kris Humphries fits in here somewhere. By the way, you should watch Jonn Hamm in Mad Men, its awesome. Season 5 starts on March 24th.

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