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Oh Kirsten. Honey, there are some things that you just don’t carry out in public. A pregnancy test, herpes medication, tampons…and the CDSA 2.0. For those of you who just have to know, CDSA stands for Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis - “an advanced noninvasive diagnostic tool that can help practitioners improve prevention and target treatment strategies for gastrointestinal disorders.” Seriously, sometimes when you run to the drugstore, you take whatever nasty item you needed and stuff it into a bag, your purse or cover it up with your jacket. No one has enough self-esteem to advertise their purchase of a poop-analyzer. On the other hand, maybe Kirsten has a truly twisted sense of humor and this is a Christmas gift for Paris Hilton’s publicist…that man knows crap. |
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December 24th, 2006
