Lady Gaga expressed to Oprah that she now wants a bunch of babies. Told you, she’s a woman. There!  Check it out here:

via People:
“Yeah, yeah, I do,” a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, when asked if she was serious about wanting a large family. “I mean I’m being superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few.”
Gaga adds that she also wants a husband. Making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, the singer tells Winfrey, “I want to experience that.”

Where these potential kids may lack in guidance and basic normalcy, they will make up for in overall breast feeding potential. In honor of this, I have posted a grip of Lady Gaga with her tits pushed up in some futuristic sports bra in New York City.

Now all that’s lacking is finding that lucky soldier to go into the war zone and use his weapon to impregnate Gaga. My vote is for Andy Dick. Imagine the consequences of that? That’s like some world ending kinda crap.

After Lady Gaga’s popularity went dramatically down after she wore  a “steak dress” and just a few days later a “hair dress”, the controversial singer needed something to up her score. So she dug deep and got herself on stage with no others than John Lennon’s relatives Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon. Perry Farrel was also there.

During the concert, which took place in Los Angeles this weekend, Lady Gaga wore a 70’s style outfit that wasn’t exactly sexy but it certainly showed her curves and made her pussy look like an eight pounder. Man, that’s some big pussy Lady Gaga has!

Lady Gaga stole the public’s attention at the Yankees vs. Mets baseball game on Friday, when she sat pitchside in her bra and panties.

Her and two girlfriends sauntered their way into the Bombers’ clubhouse (without the team’s approval) and hung out for 30 minutes after the team lost to the Mets.

The Poker Face singer, drinking Jameson Irish Whiskey, was wearing a Yankees jersey half-unbuttoned, exposing her black bra, fishnet stockings and a bikini bottom. But apparently she didn’t think that was enough to catch the players’ eyes, so she kept groping her chest over her jersey. Lady G clearly doesn’t subscribe to the view that lacy lingerie is designed to be worn underneath clothes, and boy, are we glad for that! Sadly this time around Lady Gaga did not make out with any of her girlfriends, but it’s still early in the season, so we may catch her pulling one of her lesbian stunts in one of the upcoming games.

We all love Lady Gaga, but sometimes we have to laugh at her eccentricities, and this time is one of those.

Prior to her performance at London’s O2 arena, Gaga asked her staff to contact a real life Ghost-busting firm from that city, in order to buy specialized equipment from them. The company owner said:

When I took the order for the kit I had no idea who it was for, but then I checked the listings and saw who was playing the O2. Her aide said the gear had to be robust as they were taking it on the road – so they must be doing this every where Lady GaGa is performing.

In other words, Lady Gaga has apparently ordered her staff to sweep every venue she will perform at, looking for evil spirits. To each it’s own!

Lady Gaga’s video for her musical hit Bad Romance has achieved what no other video has in the history of the internet: a whopping viewing record of over 200 million.

I probably became viewer 200 million and one, since I just went to You Tube and watched the promissory singer put her powerful voice to good use in this high tech mini-movie, and I have to admit there’s a reason why Bad Romance has broken all records: it rocks!

Granted, having Lady Gaga in a tight outfit and then partially naked are also good reasons to enjoy the video. But if you like good music and can appreciate a slutty blonde with a good voice and the capacity to write her own music, you’ll enjoy Bad Romance. Check it out!

Lady Gaga is featured this week in New York Magazine, in a three-page article where she opened up about her sexuality. In it, the blonde singer admits that she doesn’t need a guy to bring herself to an orgasm, saying:

I remember the first time that I drank out of an imaginary coffee cup. That’s the very first thing they teach you. I can feel the rain, too, when it’s not raining. I don’t know if this is too much, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm. You know, sense memory is quite powerful.

Let’s pray to the powers that be that she doesn’t write a book about it, just like Jennifer Love Hewitt did about decorating her vagina. If she does, the world’s population will be automatically cut in half and birth control companies would go out of business  (plus life will be very boring)!

Lady GaGa has made it very clear that at this time she’s got no time for sex. Apparently her skimpy outfits and her singing about sex have nothing to do with her current situation. Lady GaGa, who broke up with her boyfriend Matthew Williams (a member of her off-thewall creative team Haus of GaGa) a few weeks ago, told E! during an interview:

I’m single because I don’t have the time. You know what? It’s OK. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved. If you can’t get to know them, you shouldn’t have sex with them. Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex

Here are pictures of Lady GaGa performing at a V Magazine event. While rumors have surfaced that she may have a penis, we at least now know for sure that she does indeed have nipples. Why? Pictures, that’s why. So…..happy clicking….

Well, sorta nude. Basically, about as nude as Heidi Montag was in Playboy…which is not enough…..Lady GaGa posed semi-nude for V Magazine. If you are into vagina’s being covered up with pink feather dusters, then this is the shoot for you.

Lady GaGa played at the V Festival in England this weekend. And she gave patrons an upskirt shot. I’m not sure if this is really that big of a deal, but hey, I think its worth posting. And looking. Enjoy the Lady GaGa upskirt pictures.