Michael Bay’s girlfriend, or chick he bangs, whatever, was seen sunbathing topless in Miami. This is awesome news, because, well, Lauren Stoner is ridiculously hot. You could bounce quarters off her butt, no doubt about it. Actually, her butt is like the explosions Michael Bay creates in all of his movies. Her breast “transform” the way my day starts. Wow, I’m sure lame right now. Call me captain pun. Its tough being so incredibly gifted when it comes to wit, but I do go on in my struggle. Don’t let Monday get you down, enjoy Lauren Stoner’s bare boobs.