The world has officially stopped this morning to observe the succulent and sextastic Leilani Dowding’s photoshoot in Maxim Magazine. I know, I know, Peyton Manning got cut from the Colts today and that’s the big story, but really, nothing else matters outside of this incredible photoshoot.
I once thought I could get a girl this hot. I was playing Second Life. I had the deal sealed and then my web connection died, and as a result, so died the only time I was close to having virtual sex with a super hot English Glamour model. Hey, at least I had a chance. That’s more bad ass than what your story probably is.
