Linda Hogan just sucks.

Aside from being terrible to look at, old, wretched and disturbingly annoying, Linda Hogan is now just odd. She wants to see her boyfriend, Charley Hill, to sea school (or something like that) and she wants Hulk to pay for it.

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery.

Hye Hulk, just an FYI, that was a wasted $14k.