As you probably know, Lindsay Lohan is currently enjoying a very relaxing, very chemical-free time at a state of the art facility, where she is making lots of new friends, courtesy of the United States government. Yep, it’s called rehab.

Since while on rehab one is not allowed to work, Lindsay is growing desperate for cash, and a friend of the speckled actress spilled the beans yesterday about how she is planning on making money while being in there:

Lindsay hasn’t worked in so long that the only way she makes money now is from selling photographs. She can make an easy $30,000 to $40,000 a pop for a few hours work. However pictures of her in rehab getting better could sell for as much as $100,000.

Things took a turn for the worse today for Lindsay Lohan, who was handcuffed and taken into custody this morning, after judge Marsha revoked her probation for failing a drug test earlier this week. According to TMZ:

As for Lindsay’s reaction … she was shocked when the judge remanded her into custody. Lindsay looked at her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly, before being taken out of the courtroom.

It is still unknown how long Lindsay Lohan will spend behind bars this time, but hopefully it will be longer than the three weeks she served in the very recent past. I don’t wish her bad, not at all! But hopefully this second round in the big house will teach her a lesson and keep her away from drugs forever. I just hate to see such a beautiful girl waste her life away by becoming a junkie.

Lindsay Lohan admitted today that she failed one of her drug abuse tests, and her probation officer found traces of cocaine in her pee. Lindsay, who has to pee in a cup every single morning, was not enough to stay away from cocaine, and apparently thought she could outsmart the system.

In all reality, she failed not one, but two drug screening tests and she may end up back in the big house for her efforts. At least she is aware of her big fuckup, and she wrote on her Twitter stream today:

Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.

Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.

This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences.

I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

Lindsay Lohan seems to have realized her life is a disaster, and to “fix” this, she has decided to have a baby! According to a close friend of Lindsay’s, the star of Mean Girls is determined to “stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant.”

Lindsay wants to imitate what Nicole Richie did a few years ago: getting pregnant and subsequently getting her act together.

LiLo’s friend added:

She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day. She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.

As long as she doesn’t hit him with a car while the baby is in his stroller, it’s all good!

Radar Online just published a story according to which, Lindsay Lohan hit a kid in a stroller and kept going. Eyewitness Brayan Jaime told Radar Online:

There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street. Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.

I refuse to believe this, and not because I thought Lindsay Lohan to be a respectable careful person, but because anyone whose kid gets hit by a Masserati will definitely sue, and so far no legal suit has been filed against Lohan or the owner of the Masserati.

We all knew it wouldn’t take Lindsay Lohan long to show her nipples after being released from rehab, but wow, the rush to do so has really blown us all.

So here is our favorite celebrity turned jail meat turned celebrity again, walking around in Los Angeles wearing a see thru top paired by her customary lack of a bra. If you notice, this is the most transparent top Lindsay Lohan has worn in a long time, so you gotta wonder if she’s in dire need of a good fuck and is showing her assets trying to hook any guy or girl into fucking her.

Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab today, after serving just 23 days of her 90 day rehab sentence. What’s worse, she only served 13 days of her 90 day jail sentence. That’s the unfairness of life! When you’re young, hot and rich, you can get away with murder, but if you’re an average Joe, ugly and broke, you can count on the system to come down on you hard.

Anyway, here is Lindsay Lohan after escaping from the rehab center she stayed at, after UCLA Medical Center doctors felt that judge Marsha Revel’s sentence of 90 days was too harsh for her.

There are lots of reasons why Maxim magazine has come so high on men’s esteem, and these pictures of Lindsay Lohan are some of them.

Shot just days before heading off to jail, the specked trout posed in her birth-from ginger hair color and proudly displayed her freckles in these photos. Personally I find Lohan to look her sexiest with black hair, but I must admit that she looks simply adorable in her original colors.

But putting aside hair color considerations, let’s concentrate on Lindsay Lohan’s tits… Here you can get a good view of LiLo’s god-given assets, as she wears her usual: tight tops with no bra, and what’s best, no pants at all!

While Lindsay Lohan plays around and gets detox’d in a posh rehab center, a handful of her latest photos were just released, where she can be seen in various stages of undressing. Sadly there’s no fully undressed shot in this series, but just the idea of watching Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes off will probably sound enticing to any and all of my readers.

Some of the photos come from a Marc Ecko photoshoot she did right before entering jail, while the rest are courtesy of no other than LiLo’s very own 6126 Lookbook collection.

If you don’t know what 6126 is, you may want to freshen up on your “Californian”… it’s always good to keep up with celebrities’ enterprises, just in case you may need something to talk about with your 20 year old girlfriend. No girlfriend? Then you really need to stay tuned for more Lindsay’s 6126 Lookbook’s promo photos… lots coming soon!

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail this morning, as a result of a trade-off, that will exchange the actress’ remaining jail time for rehab time.

Surprisingly enough, Lohan was not sent to an alcohol-specializing rehabilitation center, but to Morningside, a place that specializes in getting patients off meth and opiates. A source has informed TMZ that in addition to a rumored crystal meth addiction, Lindsay will be treated for a bipolar disorder.

In the meantime Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba announced that she’d love to have Lindsay Lohan on her show, and added:

Lindsay is my No. 1 pick. I want her so bad! Please, Lindsay Lohan, come on our show!

She then explained:

I think it would be great for her. She’s so adorable. I think she needs a second chance and it would be a wonderful way to show the world she can pull it together.