July 24th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Back in Rehab…A Day Too Late

So here’s the latest on the Lindsay Lohan crash and burn DUI arrest. Lindsay is back in rehab, but not the cushy Promises Center she just spent 45 days apparently faking her way through.

Her lawyer has issued this statement:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

If you add up all the charges Lindsay is facing, plus a general stupidy clause, Linds could be facing a whole lot more jail time than Paris served. So enjoy non-handcuffed rehab while you can Lindsay.


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| Posted on 07/24/2007, filed under Lindsay Lohan