January 23rd, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Briefly Ditches Rehab

Lindsay Lohan skipped out of rehab to attend an AA metting. Apparently, Lindsay checked into the only rehab facility in the universe that doesn’t have AA meetings…how convenient.

Maybe Lindsay is confused by the whole concept of rehab. She did just get kicked out of the hotel she was living in. Maybe she thinks rehab is like an expensive flop house she can use to store her clothes and occasionally spend the night.

Seriously, it can’t possibly be a good sign when the nurses or guards or whoever is in charge of your recovery just get out of the way when they see you jumping the fence. And if you’re going to ditch rehab, at least make it worth the effort it took to tunnel out. AA meetings and shopping? Please. At least when Keith Urban got out on good behavior you knew he was bouncing on Nicole Kdman.


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| Posted on 01/23/2007, filed under Lindsay Lohan