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Is that the sound of angels singing? Is that a chorus of bells I hear? Raise your hands and say Hallelujah, people, Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. And it’s alcohol related. The hard partying, car crashing, fake rehabbing train wreck that it Lindsay Lohan has finally (finally!) been busted for driving while not even close to sober. From TMZ: In a press conference this afternoon about the arrest of Lindsay Lohan, cops say they found a “usable amount” of a drug at the scene, which they say was cocaine. Lt. Mitch McCann of the Beverly Hills Police Department would not say where the drug was found, but it was “not on her person.” Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.” Police said the two other people in her car were not hurt. So Linds was driving drunk/high/both when she jumped a curb, took out some trees and bushes, then she leaves the scene and goes to a hospital (for what sounds like a bruised boob). Then the cops find her, arrest her, and let her go. And let me remind you, she still isn’t legal to drink. What are the chances you or I could have gotten away with a bruised boob excuse? Unlikely. If it had been me, I would already be sitting in a cell on a steel bench squeezed between Big Bertha the nasty drunk and Lemonjella the crackhead prostitute. |
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May 27th, 2007
May 27th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I swear on my own life, if this little crackwhore is denied normal justice, there WILL be a conference with Arnold. A BIG, media-induced CONFERENCE.