Lindsay Lohan is still popping in and out of rehab seemingly whenever the whim strikes her. And it’s starting to annoy the other residents of the Wonderland Center. Welcome to my world, people.

From TMZ:

When she does go back, other rehab residents have groused to TMZ that Lindsay has her peeps come to pamper her — a masseur, hairstylist, makeup artist, etc. They’re also upset that Lindsay has the magic key to the front door.

Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay’s high-powered publicist, told TMZ, “Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She’s getting the same as everyone else. This isn’t the Betty Ford Clinic, it’s not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the ‘Today’ show, they don’t know what she’s going through, they’re not there. They shouldn’t speak until they’ve gone through something like that.”

This is all just further proof that Lindsay Lohan has no power to resist a Hollywood trend. She saw a bunch of other celebs going into rehab and getting good press for it so she decided to give it a try. But when she figured out that rehab involves giving up drinking and drugs, she opted for the “I’m just here for the spa treatments” plan.

I wonder if there is some loophole in the entrance papers that let the doctors ship her ass to some lockdown center in the middle of nowhere. Now that would reaffirm my faith in the medical community.