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Lindsay Lohan’s new movie has gotten plenty of press over the past few months. Between the leaked video and pics of Lindsay stripping and the tons of ink Lindsay gets thanks to her own general stupidity, the flick I Know Who Killed Me has been all over the blogosphere. But apparently free publicity doesn’t help much if the movie sucks. And according to reviewers, this movie sucks like a 10 year old with a Slurpee. RottenTomatoes.com has compilied some of the reviews (Lindsay, honey, you might want to skip to the next post): “No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed,” Elizabeth Weitzman of the Daily News. “I Know…” is “[A] sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn.” Lou Lumenick of the New York Post “Who could’ve predicted a bust for alleged cocaine possession, vocational self-destruction, and a general display of young Hollywood stupidity would be the career highlight of Lohan’s weekend,” wrote EFilmCritic.com writer Brian Orndorf. Damn! If Lindsay wasn’t already off the wagon and swimming in booze, this probably would have made her put on a lime flavored bikini and jump right into a wading pool filled with Tequila. |
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July 29th, 2007
