Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only one with a story to tell about what happened the night of her latest arrest. TMZ has found and interviewed three guys who say they were with Linds when she took off on her allegedly less than sober car chase. Here’s the short version of their side of the story (many thanks to TMZ).

These three guys are out with the boyfriend of Lindsay’s assistant (the one who’s no longer employed) when they meet up with Lindsay. Linds, being the ever cool celeb, later has her assistant text the guys an invite to a party in Malibu that night. And what three buds would say no to that? So they head over to the party.

Later, Lindsay’s assistant and her BF go outside the house and have a tiff. Lindsay comes out and gets all mad at the assistant who has apparently had enough and says “I quit” which pisses off Linds. The assistant takes off and the guys get ready to leave in their GMC Denali. Well according to them, Lindsay jumps in the driver’s seat and starts chasing her assistant. One of the guys says he jumped out and that Lindsay ran over his foot (that’s got add some jail time!).

So Linds gets on Pacific Coast Highway and hits 100 mph and the guys are pleading with her stop, but Lindsay reportedly says “If you touch me I’ll sue you” and “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

So the assistant finally loses Lindsay, but Linds heads to the chick’s mother’s house in Santa Monica (see, never tell your boss where you live) and she hits the driveway just as the mom is pulling in. Well, moms freaks out and takes off and Lindsay starts chasing HER through Santa Monica. Mom heads to police stattion and Lindsay follows her (idiot).

One of the guys says that when the cops came to the car Lindsay said “I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving.” Then she flunked her sobriety test and the rest is history.

One of the guys told TMZ “It was pretty much the worst night of my whole summer.”

And that ladies and gentlemen is how you completely f*** up your life.

Happy Friday. Remember, don’t drink and drive…or take three strangers hostage, swipe their car, exceed the speed limit while chasing a former employee, terrorize said employee’s mother, and don’t head to a police station when you’re wasted.